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    ^ Offers private counseling to people who didn't get that joke.


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    ^Offers private jokes to people who then need counseling.
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    Writing Flash Fiction: How to Write Very Short Stories and Get Them Published
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    Coffee House Lies: 100 Cups of Flash Fiction:
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    Entered yet and another African lottery while waiting for the big payoff from the one just won.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    ^Going around selling handmade Santa Claus hats. They don't look bad, but they smell kinda funny.


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    Available in February 2018, my YA novel: WHEN MY HEART JOINS THE THOUSAND

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    ^Believes all's fair as long as her fingers are crossed.
    Story Prompts That Work: 52 Detailed, Tested Story Starters for Short Stories and Flash Fiction (for Adults and Teens)
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    Writing Flash Fiction: How to Write Very Short Stories and Get Them Published
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    Coffee House Lies: 100 Cups of Flash Fiction:
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  7. #10432
    *Finds all the lights out ... again. Checks the Jenny and finds an empty tank. Fills the tank and kick starts the thread.*

    ^Drank so much coffee in a short span that she generated a mini time vortex - causing people around her to shed a few years in a matter of moments.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    ^ Created an app that makes virtual voodoo dolls. (They work!)


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    ^Was the inspiration for the movie Lars and the Real Girl.
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    Writing Flash Fiction: How to Write Very Short Stories and Get Them Published
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    Coffee House Lies: 100 Cups of Flash Fiction:
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    "The Moving Finger writes..." M.S. Wiggins's Avatar
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    ^ Was the subject of a scandalous rumor and to this day refuses to confirm or deny if the titillating story was true or not.
    "...and, having writ; Moves on..."

    The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
    Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
    Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
    For nothing now can ever come to any good. ~W.H. Auden


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    ^ Withdrew her nomination for dog catcher after scandalous allegations were brought against her by two terriers and a bulldog.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    ^Makes his three dogs put on clothes and come to his birthday party.
    Story Prompts That Work: 52 Detailed, Tested Story Starters for Short Stories and Flash Fiction (for Adults and Teens)
    https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_n...mpts+that+work

    Writing Flash Fiction: How to Write Very Short Stories and Get Them Published
    http://www.amazon.com/Writing-Flash-...0670797&sr=1-1

    Coffee House Lies: 100 Cups of Flash Fiction:
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    Blog: http://carlyberg.com/

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    ^ Dressed her pet lamb in a pink tutu until one day the lamb disappeared. She served an unusual stew for dinner that night.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    ^Insisted on coming for dinner.
    Story Prompts That Work: 52 Detailed, Tested Story Starters for Short Stories and Flash Fiction (for Adults and Teens)
    https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_n...mpts+that+work

    Writing Flash Fiction: How to Write Very Short Stories and Get Them Published
    http://www.amazon.com/Writing-Flash-...0670797&sr=1-1

    Coffee House Lies: 100 Cups of Flash Fiction:
    http://www.amazon.com/Coffee-House-L...fee+house+lies

    Blog: http://carlyberg.com/

  15. #10440
    ^Has a novel idea for cheaper air fares. Remove all of the seats and install subway straps and poles, and you should be able to pack 'em in like sardines.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    Fallen
    . Ok, it's been a long while since I've written any poetry, so be gentle.

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    ^ Insists the Solar System has a Planet Nine, and when he finds it, intends to install himself there as Emperor.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    ^ The current—nervous—Emperor of Planet Nine.
    "...and, having writ; Moves on..."

    The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
    Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
    Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
    For nothing now can ever come to any good. ~W.H. Auden


    Write,
    Always.
    Even if it's shit.
    Shit on a page is organic.
    A blank page is
    Inert.
    ~Wiggins
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    ^Still trying to perfect the first amphibious bicycle. *cough* Has had some success with a bicycle in a canoe with a whip for the oarsmen, but hasn't been able to perfect the land dismount yet.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    Fallen
    . Ok, it's been a long while since I've written any poetry, so be gentle.

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    ^ Never could deal with being whipped by a woman.


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    Pony has an online whip shop that has been struggling of late.

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    ^ incapable of connecting the dots.


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    ^Erases random dots for fun.


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