Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

M.S. Wiggins

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^ Did it in the Billiard Room.
 
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Nymtoc's favorite song is "Muskrat Love."
 

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^Turns around three times before sitting down, making sure there are no sharp twigs or rocks like he learned on The Wild Kingdom.
 

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^ Says he has a Sasquatch in his garage--but you have to pay to see it.
 

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^Put on his white hat and white socks and went about shouting "I'm a Q-Tip! I'm a Q-Tip!" No one knows why.
 

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^ Digging a black hole in his back yard.
 
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^Was the model for the Farside comic of the kid pushing on the door marked 'pull'.
 
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Auditioned for a porn movie once- pool boy number three, but wanted to take his socks off and leave his clothes on.
 

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^Pony knows this because he also auditioned, wearing only one sock. You know where.
 

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^Auditioned for the part of 'Person on the street', they said she wasn't believable as a person.
 

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