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    "The Moving Finger writes..." M.S. Wiggins's Avatar
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    ^ Drinks beer through a straw.


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    ^Turns around three times before sitting down, making sure there are no sharp twigs or rocks like he learned on The Wild Kingdom.
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    ^is in reality a vampire bat who has gone vegetarian.

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    ^ Says he has a Sasquatch in his garage--but you have to pay to see it.


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    ^Is upset he had to pay the out-of-state child price

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    "The Moving Finger writes..." M.S. Wiggins's Avatar
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    ^ Upset his armor-plated kind isn't given a proper roadside burial.
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    ^ Not very nice......Hmmmm......sniffs pant from a sock.

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    ^ Provides the voice for Jared Kushner on TV.


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    ^Put on his white hat and white socks and went about shouting "I'm a Q-Tip! I'm a Q-Tip!" No one knows why.
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    Writing Flash Fiction: How to Write Very Short Stories and Get Them Published
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    ^ Digging a black hole in his back yard.
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    ^ secretely loves nickleback, and doesn't understand the references to nickleback torture.

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    ^Was the model for the Farside comic of the kid pushing on the door marked 'pull'.
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    ^Is actually a house cat.

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    ^ Addicted to jelly beans.


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    Auditioned for a porn movie once- pool boy number three, but wanted to take his socks off and leave his clothes on.


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    ^Pony knows this because he also auditioned, wearing only one sock. You know where.
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    Writing Flash Fiction: How to Write Very Short Stories and Get Them Published
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    Coffee House Lies: 100 Cups of Flash Fiction:
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    ^Auditioned for the part of 'Person on the street', they said she wasn't believable as a person.


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    ^Keeps the part of his brain that controls diagonal movement in his left foot.
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