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    Sit Down, and Shut Up! Lavern08's Avatar
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    A guy who is cool wouldn't ever
    Make fun of those who seem less clever
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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    A guy who is cool wouldn't ever
    Make fun of those who seem less clever
    He'd be more discrete
    Since the girls think it's sweet
    Never lick your steak knife.

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    A guy who is cool wouldn't ever
    Make fun of those who seem less clever
    He'd be more discrete
    Since the girls think it's sweet
    and he'd understand "no" can mean "never"


    A horrible man named McGreedy
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    A horrible man named McGreedy
    Used to steal clothes and food from the needy
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    A horrible man named McGreedy
    Used to steal clothes and food from the need
    But then he got wise
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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    A horrible man named McGreedy
    Used to steal clothes and food from the needy
    But then he got wise
    And now he steals pies


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    A horrible man named McGreedy
    Used to steal clothes and food from the needy
    But then he got wise
    And now he steals pies
    So he's naked and fat--yes, indeedy!

    His wife was a hideous shrew
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    His wife was a hideous shrew
    So he stabbed her and poisoned her, too



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    His wife was a hideous shrew
    So he stabbed her and poisoned her, to
    He claimed he was crazy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    His wife was a hideous shrew
    So he stabbed her and poisoned her, too
    He claimed he was crazy
    Made worse by wife Daisy



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    His wife was a hideous shrew
    So he stabbed her and poisoned her, too
    He claimed he was crazy
    Made worse by wife Daisy
    Who found out about Emmy Sue.

    The jury was most sympathetic


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The jury was most sympathetic
    "He's nuts, but we think it's genetic!"



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    The jury was most sympathetic
    "He's nuts, but we think it's genetic!
    Not guilty!" they said


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The jury was most sympathetic
    "He's nuts, but we think it's genetic!
    Not guilty!" they said
    He stood on his head
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    The jury was most sympathetic
    "He's nuts, but we think it's genetic!
    Not guilty!" they said
    He stood on his head
    And forgot that he was diabetic.

    He should never have eaten that pie.
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    He should never have eaten that pie.
    His blood sugar shot to the sky
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    He should never have eaten that pie.
    His blood sugar shot to the sky
    Then She entered the room
    Cheers,
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    He should never have eaten that pie.
    His blood sugar shot to the sky
    Then She entered the room
    and his pulse took a zoom
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    He should never have eaten that pie.
    His blood sugar shot to the sky
    Then She entered the room
    and his pulse took a zoom
    As he noticed her eyeing his fly.

    He fell, and they thought he was dead
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    He fell, and they thought he was dead
    It wasn't his first waterbed
    "Many people would sooner die than think. In fact they do." —Bertrand Russell

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    He fell, and they thought he was dead
    It wasn't his first waterbed
    It ripped and he drowned



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    He fell, and they thought he was dead
    It wasn't his first waterbed
    It ripped and he drowned
    His body was found
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    He fell, and they thought he was dead
    It wasn't his first waterbed
    It ripped and he drowned
    His body was found
    In the lamest rhyme yet in this thread.

    They say his ghost comes out at night


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    They say his ghost comes out at night
    And threatens to sneak up and bite



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    They say his ghost comes out at night
    And threatens to sneak up and bite
    You'd better be wary
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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