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    She worked at the Folies Bergère
    with minimal underwear
    But on Sundays at three
    she visited me
    And we went on a helluva tear.

    But now she's becoming a nun


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    But now she's becoming a nun
    I guess I just wasn't much fun
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    But now she's becoming a nun
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    But now she's becoming a nun
    I guess I just wasn't much fun
    Theosophic'ly speaking
    I needed some tweaking
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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    But now she's becoming a nun
    I guess I just wasn't much fun
    Theosophic'ly speaking
    I needed some tweaking
    But now I'll just find a new hun.

    She said she had hope in her soul



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    She said she had hope in her soul
    But her body looked like a troll

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    She said she had hope in her soul
    But her body looked much like a troll
    Her back had a hump
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    She said she had hope in her soul
    But her body looked much like a troll
    Her back had a hump
    And her shrivelled old rump

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    She said she had hope in her soul
    But her body looked much like a troll
    Her back had a hump
    And her shrivelled old rump
    T'was only improved by a mole.

    I sat down and ordered the gyros


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    I sat down and ordered the gyros
    The waiter'd no reason to fear us
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    I sat down and ordered the gyros
    The waiter'd no reason to fear us
    When he at last came

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    I sat down and ordered the gyros
    The waiter'd no reason to fear us
    When he at last came
    I asked for his name
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    I sat down and ordered the gyros
    The waiter'd no reason to fear us
    When he at last came
    I asked for his name:
    "Raging Bull. I'm a friend of De Niro's."

    When Melanie fastened her bra


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    When Melanie fastened her bra
    She looked so much slicker by far

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    When Melanie fastened her bra
    She looked so much slicker by far
    With her titties perked up
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    When Melanie fastened her bra
    She looked so much slicker by far
    With her titties perked up
    In a pretty D cup


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    When Melanie fastened her bra
    She looked so much slicker by far
    With her titties perked up
    In a pretty D cup
    Now she's out turning tricks with her Ma


    In Constantinople we found

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    In Constantinople we found
    A bunch of old coins on the ground

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    In Constantinople we found
    Timbuktuvian coins on the ground
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    In Constantinople we found
    A bunch of old coins on the ground
    I had them appraised


    In Constantinople we found
    Timbuktuvian coins on the ground
    Their value, I knew,
    Anne Pfeffer

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    In Constantinople we found
    A bunch of old coins on the ground
    I had them appraised
    And I was amazed


    In Constantinople we found
    Timbuktuvian coins on the ground
    Their value, I knew,
    Was immense, but I threw


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    In Constantinople we found
    A bunch of old coins on the ground
    I had them appraised
    And I was amazed
    Those things were worth more than the pound.


    In Constantinople we found
    Timbuktuvian coins on the ground
    Their value, I knew,
    Was immense, but I threw
    them anyway into the sound


    Today I've come down with the flu
    Anne Pfeffer

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    Today I've come down with the flu
    Which isn't a bright thing to do

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    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    Today I've come down with the flu
    Which isn't a bright thing to do
    I'm having a fit
    I caught it from Schmidt


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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