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    Why do I say these things? iLion's Avatar
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    His sermon on ethics just ended
    when a tall busty blonde I befriended
    Sat down in my pew
    Distracting my view



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    His sermon on ethics just ended
    when a tall busty blonde I befriended
    Sat down in my pew
    Distracting my view
    And part of me quickly unbended.

    Temptation is hard to resist


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Temptation is hard to resist
    So I've dropped them off of my list



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    Temptation is hard to resist
    So I've dropped them off of my list
    I'll have to abstain

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    Temptation is hard to resist
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    I'll have to abstain
    Again, and again,
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    Temptation is hard to resist
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    I'll have to abstain
    Again, and again,
    Which makes me feel constantly pissed.

    If ever I let myself go


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    If ever I let myself go
    My libido would drive ho to ho
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    If ever I let myself go
    My libido would drive ho to ho
    My folks would be shamed
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    If ever I let myself go
    My libido would drive ho to ho
    My folks would be shamed
    And my ex rightly blamed
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

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    If ever I let myself go
    My libido would drive ho to ho
    My folks would be shamed
    And my ex rightly blamed
    And each pas that I took would be faux.

    But there may be hope for me yet


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    But there may be hope for me yet
    There's still time to get on the jet

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    But there may be hope for me yet
    There's still time to get on the jet
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    But there may be hope for me yet
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    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    But there may be hope for me yet
    There's still time to get on the jet
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    At least for the day,
    And act like I have no regret.

    A shack on the outskirts of town


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    A shack on the outskirts of town
    Is where I killed Crusty the Clown



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    A shack on the outskirts of town
    Is where I killed Crusty the Clown
    The punk had it coming

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    A shack on the outskirts of town
    Is where I killed Crusty the Clown
    The punk had it coming,
    incessantly humming,
    Anne Pfeffer

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    A shack on the outskirts of town
    Is where I killed Crusty the Clown
    The punk had it coming,
    Incessantly humming,
    And turning my smile to a frown.

    The tune that he hummed was annoying
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

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    The tune that he hummed was annoying
    I found it distracting and cloying
    Anne Pfeffer

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    WINNER 2015 National Indie Excellence Awards
    for Chick Lit and Contemporary Fiction


    http://www.annepfeffer.com



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    The tune that he hummed was annoying
    I found it distracting and cloying
    It was something by Bieber


    Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer
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    The tune that he hummed was annoying
    I found it distracting and cloying
    It was something by Bieber
    so I clung to my cleaver

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    The tune that he hummed was annoying
    I found it distracting and cloying
    It was something by Bieber
    so I clung to my cleaver
    Therefore ask not who needs destroying.

    She worked at the Folies Bergère


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    She worked at the Folies Bergère
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    Sweepings from the Factory Floor – a new volume of poems available now at https://www.feedaread.com/profiles/10661/

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    She worked at the Folies Bergère
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    But on Sundays at three

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    She worked at the Folies Bergère
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