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    He hid all his gear in a van,
    That serial killer named Dan.
    The knife and the rope

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    He hid all his gear in a van,
    That serial killer named Dan.
    The knife and the rope,
    A bottle of soap



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    He hid all his gear in a van,
    That serial killer named Dan.
    The knife and the rope,
    A bottle of soap
    And some bleach in a very large can.

    And after he killed Number Ten


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    And after he killed Number Ten,
    Did Barbie and then her man Ken



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    And after he killed Number Ten,
    Did Barbie and then her man Ken
    Til' a cop with a badge


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    And after he killed Number Ten,
    Did Barbie and then her man Ken
    Til' a cop with a badge,
    A lady named Madge,


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    And after he killed Number Ten,
    Did Barbie and then her man Ken
    Til' a cop with a badge -
    a lady named Madge,
    shot him dead in his underground den.


    Phew she said, mopping her brow
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    Phew she said, mopping her brow
    It was truly tough milking that cow

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    It was truly tough milking that cow
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    Phew she said, mopping her brow
    It was truly tough milking that cow
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    lies a complexion
    of complexes

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    Phew she said, mopping her brow
    It was truly tough milking that cow
    A back breaking pull
    a handful of wool
    Wait a minute, it looks like a sow!


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    An athlete who garnered much glory
    Left the field at the end of his story
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    An athlete who garnered much glory
    Left the field at the end of his story
    The cheers turned to boos


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    An athlete who garnered much glory
    Left the field at the end of his story
    The cheers turned to boos
    They shouted, "You lose!!"



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    An athlete who garnered much glory
    Left the field at the end of his story
    The cheers turned to boos
    They shouted, "You lose!!"
    On his shield he left, battered and gory.

    Should we mourn that his end came too soon?
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    Should we mourn that his end came too soon,
    Or just pity the poor sad Walloon?


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    Should we mourn that his end came too soon,
    Or just pity the poor sad Walloon?
    But what's his excuse


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    Should we mourn that his end came too soon,
    Or just pity the poor sad Walloon?
    But what's his excuse
    for his steroid abuse
    Anne Pfeffer

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    Should we mourn that his end came too soon,
    Or just pity the poor sad Walloon?
    But what's his excuse
    for his steroid abuse
    Or sniffing white stuff from a spoon?

    So many on top take a fall


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    So many on top take a fall
    From scandals that shock and appall
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    for Chick Lit and Contemporary Fiction


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    So many on top take a fall
    From scandals that shock and appall
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    within my complexities
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    of complexes

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    So many on top take a fall
    From scandals that shock and appall
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    So many on top take a fall
    From scandals that shock and appall
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    away with it, yet
    Just what do they win, after all?

    His sermon on ethics just ended
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    His sermon on ethics just ended
    when a tall busty blonde I befriended
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    His sermon on ethics just ended
    when a tall busty blonde I befriended
    Sat down in my pew

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