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    The problem with him, though, is that
    He sleeps in a ten-gallon hat


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    The problem with him, though, is that
    He sleeps in a ten-gallon hat.
    Try getting it on
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    The problem with him, though, is that
    He sleeps in a ten-gallon hat.
    Try getting it on
    And his boots he will don
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    The problem with him, though, is that
    He sleeps in a ten-gallon hat.
    Try getting it on
    And his boots he will don
    And then saddles up on the cat.

    The tourists all come to Rangoon


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The tourists all come to Rangoon
    To get drunk at the "Pagoda Saloon"



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    The tourists all come to Rangoon
    To get drunk at the "Pagoda Saloon"
    While the dancing girls don't
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

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    The tourists all come to Rangoon
    To get drunk at the "Pagoda Saloon"
    While the dancing girls don't
    And without tips they won't


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The tourists all come to Rangoon
    To get drunk at the "Pagoda Saloon"
    While the dancing girls don't
    And without tips they won't
    Take delight in an exotic moon


    A long legged floozy named Liz

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    A long legged floozy named Liz
    Stepped into the yard for a whiz
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    A long legged floozy named Liz
    Stepped into the yard for a whiz
    Her neighbor, sly Arty,


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    A long-legged floozy named Liz
    Stepped into the yard for a whiz
    Her neighbor, sly Arty,
    Would soon join the party
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    A long-legged floozy named Liz
    Stepped into the yard for a whiz
    Her neighbor, sly Arty,
    Would soon join the party
    and say that her panties were his


    An exotic moon is quite good
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    within my complexities
    lies a complexion
    of complexes

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    An exotic moon is quite good
    For a frolic and romp in the wood
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    An exotic moon is quite good
    For a frolic and romp in the wood
    But remember your torch

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    An exotic moon is quite good
    For a frolic and romp in the wood
    But remember your torch
    Lest the hideous Glorch*



    *distant relative of the Grinch and various Gremlins


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    An exotic moon is quite good
    For a frolic and romp in the wood
    But remember your torch
    Lest the hideous Glorch
    Scare your pants back on(as if he could!).

    For a rendezvous back in the day
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

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    For a rendezvous back in the day
    We'd resort to a roll in the hay


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    For a rendezvous back in the day
    We'd resort to a roll in the hay
    We would make it quick

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    For a rendezvous back in the day
    We'd resort to a roll in the hay
    We would make it quick
    just one little prick
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    within my complexities
    lies a complexion
    of complexes

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    For a rendezvous back in the day
    We'd resort to a roll in the hay
    We would make it quick
    just one little prick
    At least that's what Gran used to say


    Her passion was burned out and spent

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    Her passion was burned out and spent
    She told him to go, so he went


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    Her passion was burned out and spent
    She told him to go, so he went
    And as he departed
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    Her passion was burned out and spent
    She told him to go, so he went
    And as he departed
    he rip-roaring farted
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    within my complexities
    lies a complexion
    of complexes

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    Her passion was burned out and spent
    She told him to go, so he went
    And as he departed
    he rip-roaring farted
    D'you think that's what "parting shot" meant?


    He hid all his gear in a van

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    He hid all his gear in a van,
    That serial killer named Dan.



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