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    It feels kind of wrinkled and wet
    She announced to the mystified Vet
    And he shook his head
    while grasping the bed
    as she proffered her prim pampered pet


    I saw a great parcel in dick
    That image has just made me sick
    it was really quite funny
    and well worth the money
    but now he’s banged up in the nick


    I haven’t a clue what that meant
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    I haven’t a clue what that meant
    But I'm sure t'was entirely bent
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    I haven’t a clue what that meant
    But I'm sure t'was entirely bent
    Consid'ring the source


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    I haven’t a clue what that meant
    But I'm sure t'was entirely bent
    Consid'ring the source
    And the forum, of course

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    I haven't a clue what that meant
    But I'm sure 'twas entirely bent
    Consid'ring the source
    And the forum, of course
    From Heaven 'twere not, but Hell-sent

    A day like today ought to be
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    A day like today ought to be
    Entirely allergy free


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    A day like today ought to be
    Entirely allergy free
    And yet I am sneezing
    Anne Pfeffer

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    A day like today ought to be
    Entirely allergy free
    And yet I am sneezing
    nose running and wheezing
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

  9. #59
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    A day like today ought to be
    Entirely allergy free
    And yet I am sneezing
    nose running and wheezing
    I shouldn’t have jumped in the sea.


    They say these are desperate times
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    They say these are desperate times
    As sour as lemons or limes


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    They say these are desperate times
    As sour as lemons or limes
    But be of good cheer

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    They say these are desperate times
    As sour as lemons or limes
    But be of good cheer
    There’s lots of fun here
    Sweepings from the Factory Floor – a new volume of poems available now at https://www.feedaread.com/profiles/10661/

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    They say these are desperate times
    As sour as lemons or limes
    But be of good cheer
    There’s lots of fun here
    To be happily found 'tween the lines!

    The once ribald monk was forlorn
    ~ Vita Brevis, Ars Longa ~

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    The once ribald monk was forlorn
    He'd lost his complete stock of porn

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    The once ribald monk was forlorn
    He'd lost his complete stock of porn
    "I'd download some more


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The once ribald monk was forlorn
    He'd lost his complete stock of porn
    "I'd download some more
    When I hear Abbot snore
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

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    The once ribald monk was forlorn
    He'd lost his complete stock of porn
    "I'd download some more
    When I hear Abbot snore
    And I'd sin again. Oh, how I'm torn!"

    I'm hoping to get a fresh start


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    I'm hoping to get a fresh start
    Begin Valentine's with a full heart
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

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    I'm hoping to get a fresh start
    Begin Valentine's with a full heart
    I give you my love

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    I'm hoping to get a fresh start
    Begin Valentine's with a full heart
    I give you my love,
    An affectionate shove,
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    I'm hoping to get a fresh start
    Begin Valentine's with a full heart
    I give you my love,
    An affectionate shove,
    Dear, I'm happier when we're apart.


    Don't give me this Valentine's crap
    Anne Pfeffer

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    Don't give me this Valentine's crap
    I'd just as soon take a long nap

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    Don't give me this Valentine's crap
    I'd just as soon take a long nap
    No roses for me
    Anne Pfeffer

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    WINNER 2015 National Indie Excellence Awards
    for Chick Lit and Contemporary Fiction


    http://www.annepfeffer.com



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    Don't give me this Valentine's crap
    I'd just as soon take a long nap
    No roses for me
    I'd rather eat brie


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Don't give me this Valentine's crap
    I'd just as soon take a long nap
    No roses for me
    I'd rather eat brie
    Though one guy I'd willingly tap


    The problem with him, though, is that
    Anne Pfeffer

    JUST PRU
    WINNER 2015 National Indie Excellence Awards
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