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    I've had this great job for a year
    I discovered that layoffs are near
    My plan's nearly done

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    I've had this great job for a year
    I discovered that layoffs are near
    My plan's nearly done
    I call my boss "Hon"



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    I've had this great job for a year
    I discovered that layoffs are near
    My plan's nearly done
    I call my boss "Hon"
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    The death of the late Maggie Thatcher

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    The death of the late Maggie Thatcher
    Meant I didn't have to dispatch 'er


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The death of the late Maggie Thatcher
    Meant I didn't have to dispatch 'er
    My plan was quite sound

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    The death of the late Maggie Thatcher
    Meant I didn't have to dispatch 'er
    My plan was quite sound
    She'd just be found drowned


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The death of the late Maggie Thatcher
    Meant I didn't have to dispatch 'er
    My plan was quite sound
    She'd just be found drowned
    By a one-legged shifty rat catcher


    Oh bury me under the sod

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    Oh bury me under the sod
    Crematoriums don't get the nod

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    Oh bury me under the sod
    Crematoriums don't get the nod
    When Im pushing daisies

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    Oh bury me under the sod
    Crematoriums don't get the nod
    When Im pushing daisies
    Those mortician crazies


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Crematoriums don't get the nod
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    Those mortician crazies
    Can play with themselves on their todd!

    There once was a hero called Brat...

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    There once was a hero called Brat…
    Who had a great fondness for tat

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    There once was a hero called Brat…
    Who had a great fondness for tat
    And fondness for tit



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    There once was a hero called Brat…
    Who had a great fondness for tat
    And fondness for tit
    The lecherous git

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    There once was a hero called Bratů
    Who had a great fondness for tat
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    The lecherous git
    Who, in truth, was endowed like a gnat.

    McGonagle worked in the mine


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    McGonagle worked in the mine
    By crossing a huge picket line

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    McGonagle worked in the mine
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    But the treacherous scab

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    McGonagle worked in the mine
    By crossing a huge picket line
    But the treacherous scab
    died at once by a stab
    Anne Pfeffer

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    McGonagle worked in the mine
    By crossing a huge picket line
    But the treacherous scab
    died at once by a stab
    and now sleeps in a box made of pine.

    They buried him deep in the ground



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    They buried him deep in the ground
    And hoped he would never be found


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    They buried him deep in the ground
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    They buried him deep in the ground
    And hoped he would never be found
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    He rose up one day

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    They buried him deep in the ground
    And hoped he would never be found
    But to their dismay,
    He rose up one day
    From his mouth came a terrible sound.

    "Revenge," he exclaimed, "I will seek!"
    Anne Pfeffer

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    for Chick Lit and Contemporary Fiction


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    "Revenge," he exclaimed, "I will seek!"
    It's zombi-esque mayhem I'll wreak!

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    "Revenge," he exclaimed, "I will seek!"
    It's zombi-esque mayhem I'll wreak!
    The dead shall arise
    Anne Pfeffer

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    WINNER 2015 National Indie Excellence Awards
    for Chick Lit and Contemporary Fiction


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