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    The kids were making a racket,
    A cacophony! I couldn't hack it!


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The kids were making a racket,
    A cacophony! I couldn't hack it!
    So I leapt from my chair
    Everything yields to treatment.

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    The kids were making a racket,
    A cacophony! I couldn't hack it!
    So I leapt from my chair,
    and started to swear
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    The kids were making a racket,
    A cacophony! I couldn't hack it!
    So I leapt from my chair,
    and started to swear,
    and spilled eggnog all over my jacket.

    I'm looking for bargains today








    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    I'm looking for bargains today
    But the sales are all, to my dismay,
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    I'm looking for bargains today
    But the sales are all, to my dismay,
    for things I don't need

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    I'm looking for bargains today
    But the sales are all, to my dismay,
    for things I don't need,
    so I'll just buy some weed,
    (It's legal in Oregon.)
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    I'm looking for bargains today
    But the sales are all, to my dismay,
    for things I don't need,
    so I'll just buy some weed,
    And while the dull hours away.

    My seat on the last flight was taken
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    My seat on the first flight was taken
    So I sat down to fried eggs and bacon

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    My seat on the first flight was taken
    So I sat down to fried eggs and bacon
    But then someone cried,


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    My seat on the first flight was taken
    So I sat down to fried eggs and bacon
    But then someone cried,
    "Hey you, need a ride?"
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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    My seat on the first flight was taken
    So I sat down to fried eggs and bacon
    But then someone cried,
    "Hey you, need a ride?"
    And I mounted a one-legged Kraken.


    Electric arcs and welding sparks
    Everything yields to treatment.

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    Electric arcs and welding sparks
    Can leave quite unfortunate marks


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Electric arcs and welding sparks
    Can leave quite unfortunate marks.
    So don't weld in the nude

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    Electric arcs and welding sparks
    Can leave quite unfortunate marks.
    So don't weld in the nude,
    like some artist dude
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    Electric arcs and welding sparks
    Can leave quite unfortunate marks.
    So don't weld in the nude,
    like some artist dude
    who paints goldfish and swears they are sharks.

    My uncle, who lives in a tree,



    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    My uncle, who lives in a tree,
    Got splinters where no one could see

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    My uncle, who lives in a tree,
    Got splinters where no one could see.
    His sister had said

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    My uncle, who lives in a tree,
    Got splinters where no one could see.
    His sister had said,
    much to my dread,
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    My uncle, who lives in a tree,
    Got splinters where no one could see.
    His sister had said,
    much to my dread,
    He has strangers remove them for free!

    My neighbor is heavy with child.

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    My neighbor is heavy with child.
    When I saw her this morning, she smiled.



    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    My neighbor is heavy with child.
    When I saw her this morning, she smiled.
    "You remember that time?"
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    My neighbor is heavy with child.
    When I saw her this morning, she smiled.
    "You remember that time?"
    I said, "The long climb?"
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    My neighbor is heavy with child.
    When I saw her this morning, she smiled.
    "You remember that time?"
    I said, "The long climb?"
    She laughed. "Everybody went wild."

    Our Leader is losing his mind.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Our Leader is losing his mind.
    Though saying it thusly is kind.

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