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    Imagine something clever here. CDSinex's Avatar
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    This method of cool online dating
    Feels a little like old thin-ice skating.
    You move with great care,
    still you must beware
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    This method of cool online dating
    Feels a little like old thin-ice skating.
    You move with great care,
    still you must beware
    If you wish to achieve hardcore mating.

    Halloween is upon us once more

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    Halloween is upon us once more,
    and children will soon bang on our doors.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    Halloween is upon us once more,
    and children will soon bang on our doors.
    Dressed up as witches

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    Halloween is upon us once more,
    and children will soon bang on our doors.
    Dressed up as witches
    For sugary riches


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Halloween is upon us once more,
    and children will soon bang on our doors.
    Dressed up as witches
    For sugary riches
    All dripping with blood, goo and gore.

    Tonight they set back the clocks

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    Tonight they set back the clocks,
    it's the day I wash all my socks.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    Tonight they set back the clocks,
    it's the day I wash all my socks.
    Then hang them to dry

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    Tonight they set back the clocks,
    it's the day I wash all my socks.
    Then hang them to dry
    While eating pork pie


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Tonight they set back the clocks,
    it's the day I wash all my socks.
    Then hang them to dry
    While eating pork pie

    And building a tower of blocks

    My roommate's adopted a cat

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    My roommate's adopted a cat
    How d'you think I feel about that?

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    My roommate's adopted a cat
    How d'you think I feel about that?
    I think she's a witch

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

    Goodreads

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    My roommate's adopted a cat
    How d'you think I feel about that?
    I think she's a witch,
    (not the cat, but the b*tch.)
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    My room mate's adopted a cat
    How d'you think I feel about that?
    I think she's a witch,
    (not the cat, but the b*tch.)
    So I sat on it, squashing it flat.


    A man in a bright purple jacket
    Sweepings from the Factory Floor a new volume of poems available now at https://www.feedaread.com/profiles/10661/

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    A man in a bright purple jacket
    Unwrapped a mysterious packet


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    A man in a bright purple jacket
    Unwrapped a mysterious packet.
    Its contents, revealed

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    A man in a bright purple jacket
    Unwrapped a mysterious packet.
    Its contents, revealed
    a grape that was peeled
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    A man in a bright purple jacket
    Unwrapped a mysterious packet.
    Its contents, revealed
    a grape that was peeled
    With a seed so tough no one could crack it.

    McGregor was fit to be tied




    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    McGregor was fit to be tied,
    and his girlfriend certainly tried.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    McGregor was fit to be tied,
    and his girlfriend certainly tried.
    But she knots that she used

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    McGregor was fit to be tied,
    and his girlfriend certainly tried.
    But she knots that she used
    Got all sticky and fused
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    McGregor was fit to be tied,
    and his girlfriend certainly tried.
    But the knots that she used,
    got all sticky and fused,
    so she left him right there 'til he died.

    She swam all the way home to Nantucket
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    She swam all the way home to Nantucket,
    and caught several fish in a bucket.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    She swam all the way home to Nantucket,
    and caught several fish in a bucket
    and also a seal


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    She swam all the way home to Nantucket,
    and caught several fish in a bucket
    and also a seal,
    which started to
    squeal
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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