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Thread: Limericks Still Live!

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    I will always remember that day...
    When was that now...it's hard to say...
    Something happened...or not...


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    I will always remember that day...
    When was that now...it's hard to say...
    Something happened...or not...
    Quite regardless of plot

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    I will always remember that day...
    When was that now...it's hard to say...
    Something happened...or not...
    Quite regardless of plot,
    and we'll meet it head-on, come what may.

    He met her last night in a bar.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    He met her last night in a bar
    and offered a ride in his car

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    He met her last night in a bar
    and offered a ride in his car
    But, she'd ridden a trike


    Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer
    and now I are one.


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    He met her last night in a bar
    and offered a ride in his car
    But, she'd ridden a trike
    with her pet husky, Mike

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    He met her last night in a bar
    and offered a ride in his car
    But, she'd ridden a trike
    with her pet husky, Mike.
    As she triked off, she called, "Au revoir!"

    A lady who lived in a lake






    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    A lady who lived in a lake,
    took pills for a chronic earache
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    A lady who lived in a lake
    took pills for a chronic earache.
    "You would think, with my gills,

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    A lady who lived in a lake
    took pills for a chronic earache.
    "You would think, with my gills,
    and my girly fin frills,"
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    A lady who lived in a lake
    took pills for a chronic earache.

    "You would think, with my gills,
    and my girly fin frills,
    my Eustachian tubes wouldn't break."


    The used car salesman's grin made me itch

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    The used car salesman's grin made me itch.
    Like a sucker I fell for his pitch.
    Everything yields to treatment.

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    The used car salesman's grin made me itch.
    Like a sucker I fell for his pitch.
    It ran for two-days.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    The used car salesman's grin made me itch.
    Like a sucker I fell for his pitch.
    It ran for two-days,
    Then conked out, ablaze,


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The used car salesman's grin made me itch.
    Like a sucker I fell for his pitch.
    It ran for two-days,
    Then conked out, ablaze
    Leaving me with no choice but to hitch.


    The first line of a limerick is easy
    Everything yields to treatment.

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    The first line of a limerick is easy
    So simple, so carefree, so breezy!

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    The first line of a limerick is easy
    So simple, so carefree, so breezy!
    But soon things get tricky
    Last edited by Nymtoc; 10-24-2017 at 05:29 PM.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The first line of a limerick is easy
    So simple, so carefree, so breezy!
    But soon things get tricky
    As wordsmiths get picky
    Everything yields to treatment.

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    The first line of a limerick is easy
    So simple, so carefree, so breezy!
    But soon things get tricky
    As wordsmiths get picky
    And subsequent rhymes appear cheesy.

    I'm trying a new dating app




    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    I'm trying a new dating app,
    a very expensive mantrap.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    I'm trying a new dating app,
    a very expensive mantrap.
    My picture is awesome

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

    Goodreads

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    I'm trying a new dating app,
    a very expensive mantrap.
    My picture is awesome
    And oh, boy, I saw some
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    I'm trying a new dating app,
    a very expensive mantrap.
    My picture is awesome
    And oh, boy, I saw some.
    I just hope they answer asap.

    This method of cool online dating


    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

    Goodreads

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    This method of cool online dating
    Feels a little like old thin-ice skating
    Last edited by Nymtoc; 10-27-2017 at 11:33 PM.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    This method of cool online dating
    Feels a little like old thin-ice skating.
    You move with great care

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

    Goodreads

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