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    Scribe of the girls in the basement Marissa D's Avatar
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    I once dated a personal trainer
    Who drank juice from a rusty container
    For iron cheaper than meat
    It just could not be beat

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    I once dated a personal trainer
    Who drank juice from a rusty container
    For iron cheaper than meat
    It just could not be beat,
    when filtered through her brand-new retainer.

    Moon-light walks, you know, can be fun
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    Moon-light walks, you know, can be fun
    But you might fall down if you run

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    Moon-light walks, you know, can be fun
    But you might fall down if you run
    So you'd best keep it slow
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Moon-light walks, you know, can be fun
    But you might fall down if you run
    So you'd best keep it slow
    When you're on the down low

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    Scribe of the girls in the basement Marissa D's Avatar
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    Moon-light walks, you know, can be fun
    But you might fall down if you run
    So you'd best keep it slow
    When you're on the down low
    Or simply just wait for the sun.


    This sweater's an odd shade of green

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    This sweater's an odd shade of green,
    Both purplish and aquamarine


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    This sweater's an odd shade of green,
    Both purplish and aquamarine
    Except for the sleeves

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    This sweater's an odd shade of green,
    Both purplish and aquamarine
    Except for the sleeves
    Which run past my greaves
    Always looking for improvement in myself.

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    This sweater's an odd shade of green,
    Both purplish and aquamarine
    Except for the sleeves
    Which run past my greaves.
    They're the reddest sleeves you've ever seen.

    My uncle plays rhythm guitar


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    My uncle plays rhythm guitar
    And my aunt plays tabla and sitar

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    My uncle plays rhythm guitar
    And my aunt plays tabla and sitar

    They sound pretty groovy
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    My uncle plays rhythm guitar
    And my aunt plays tabla and sitar

    They sound pretty groovy,
    albeit quite boozy.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    My uncle plays rhythm guitar
    And my aunt plays tabla and sitar

    They sound pretty groovy,
    albeit quite boozy
    Until they end up on the floor.

    Donald's teeth are on top of his head
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    Donald's teeth are on top of his head,
    and his nose screws right off, it is said
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    Donald's teeth are on top of his head,
    and his nose screws right off, it is said
    His ears are removable too

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    Donald's teeth are on top of his head,
    and his nose screws right off, it is said
    His ears are removable too
    In fact there's remarkably few
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Donald's teeth are on top of his head,
    and his nose screws right off, it is said
    His ears are removable too
    In fact there's remarkably few
    This limerick has too many beats. It's dead.

    One day, in the center of town,


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    One day, in the center of town,
    Where ne'er-do-wells gather aroun',
    The Voice of the Inka
    YA Historical Fiction w/Time Travel
    Done @ 74k words
    Still needs some work but coming along

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    One day, in the center of town,
    Where ne'er-do-wells gather aroun',
    a young lass named Jill
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    One day, in the center of town,
    Where ne'er-do-wells gather aroun',
    A young lass named Jill

    Went up a big hill
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mclesh View Post
    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
    Quote Originally Posted by RNJ View Post
    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    One day, in the center of town,
    Where ne'er-do-wells gather aroun',
    A young lass named Jill

    Went up a big hill
    And with Jack came tumblin' down.

    The pirates abound in the blue Spanish Main,
    The Voice of the Inka
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    Still needs some work but coming along

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    Pirates abound in the blue Spanish Main,
    (where it rarely rains, unlike the plain)

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    Pirates abound in the blue Spanish Main,
    (where it rarely rains, unlike the plain)
    They rove and they raid
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Pirates abound in the blue Spanish Main,
    (where it rarely rains, unlike the plain)
    They rove and they raid
    And they're never afraid

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