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    Benefactor Member Nymtoc's Avatar
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    There once was a banker named Frank
    Who gave away cash when he drank


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

  2. #5077
    There once was a banker named Frank
    Who gave away cash when he drank
    He'd try to be funny

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    There once was a banker named Frank
    Who gave away cash when he drank
    He'd try to be funny
    While handing out money
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    There once was a banker named Frank
    Who gave away cash when he drank
    He'd try to be funny
    While handing out money
    He took from the vault. Fatal prank!

    There once was a woman from Butte


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    There once was a woman from Butte
    Who thought she was stunningly cute

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    There once was a woman from Butte
    Who thought she was stunningly cute
    She dyed her hair green


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    There once was a woman from Butte
    Who thought she was stunningly cute
    She dyed her hair green,
    which had to be seen
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. – Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    There once was a woman from Butte
    Who thought she was stunningly cute
    She dyed her hair green,
    which had to be seen,
    for a hairnet looked like kiwi fruit.

    When she looked in the mirror she said:
    "Many people would sooner die than think. In fact they do." —Bertrand Russell

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    When she looked in the mirror she said:
    "If my lips were a little more red,


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    When she looked in the mirror she said:
    "If my lips were a little more red."
    The mirror said, "Fine."

    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. – Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    When she looked in the mirror she said:
    "If my lips were a little more red."
    The mirror said, "Fine,
    Go drink some red wine."


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Go down road, go pub. Mary Mitchell's Avatar
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    When she looked in the mirror she said:
    "If my lips were a little more red."
    The mirror said, "Fine,
    Go drink some red wine."
    So she guzzled four bottles. She's dead.

    Tipperary's a long way away
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    Tipperary's a long way away,
    Timbuktu's even farther they say.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. – Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    Tipperary's a long way away,
    Timbuktu's even farther they say.
    While this may be true
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    Tipperary's a long way away,
    Timbuktu's even farther they say.
    While this may be true
    I don't have a clue


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Tipperary's a long way away,
    Timbuktu's even farther they say.
    While this may be true
    I don't have a clue
    How to get far enough from today

    There once was a boy from Tupelo

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    There once was a boy from Tupelo,
    into a famous singer he'd grow.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. – Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    There once was a boy from Tupelo,
    into a famous singer he'd grow.
    But something went wrong


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    There once was a boy from Tupelo,
    into a famous singer he'd grow.
    But something went wrong
    With his choice of a song
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    There once was a boy from Tupelo,
    into a famous singer he'd grow.
    But something went wrong
    With his choice of a song.
    Now he's homeless in St. Louis, Mo.

    When the weather gets hotter than hell






    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    When the weather gets hotter than hell
    And people start feeling unwell




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    When the weather gets hotter than hell
    And people start feeling unwell
    I go get some ice

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    When the weather gets hotter than hell
    And people start feeling unwell
    I go get some ice
    and vodka, how nice!
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. – Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    When the weather gets hotter than hell
    And people start feeling unwell
    I go get some ice
    and vodka, how nice!
    Soon I'm cool as a cuke. I feel swell.

    A sporty young lady called Fran




    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    A sporty young lady called Fran
    Drove about in a dirty red van

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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