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    I've got a big boil on my rump
    It is a most unsightly lump
    It makes sitting pretty
    Quite hard, more's the pity
    I'll soon be a nasty old grump.

    When Belle saw the Beast's actual face


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    When Belle saw the Beast's actual face
    She thought it was groovy and ace

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    When Belle saw the Beast's actual face
    She thought it was groovy and ace
    She was smarter than he
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    When Belle saw the Beast's actual face
    She thought it was groovy and ace
    She was smarter than he
    For ugly's all he'd see

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    When Belle saw the Beast's actual face
    She thought it was groovy and ace
    She was smarter than he
    Ugly's all he could see,
    Still, he knew how to get to first base.

    Snow White was a coy little flirt


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    Snow White was a coy little flirt
    And oftentimes lifted her skirt

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    Snow White was a coy little flirt
    And oftentimes lifted her skirt.
    A voyeur's delight
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    Snow White was a coy little flirt
    And oftentimes lifted her skirt.
    A voyeur's delight
    But not all that bright
    ~ Vita Brevis, Ars Longa ~

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    Snow White was a coy little flirt
    And oftentimes lifted her skirt.
    A voyeur's delight
    But not all that bright
    Turns out she’s a tranny named Bert


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    Goodbye to that sprawling old thread
    I'm not at all sorry it's dead

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    Goodbye to that sprawling old thread
    I'm not at all sorry it's dead
    Lets dance on its grave
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    Goodbye to that sprawling old thread
    I'm not at all sorry it's dead
    Lets dance on its grave
    With a third-finger wave


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    Goodbye to that sprawling old thread
    I'm not at all sorry it's dead
    Lets dance on its grave
    With a third-finger wave
    We’re taking up knitting instead

    The princess lived high in a tower
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    The princess lived high in a tower
    While the wicked Queen rose to power

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    The princess lived high in a tower
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    The brave prince arrived
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    The princess lived high in a tower
    While the wicked Queen rose to power
    The brave prince arrived
    He shucked and he jived



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    The princess lived high in a tower
    While the wicked Queen rose to power
    The brave prince arrived
    He shucked and he jived
    And dunked the Queen under the shower.

    Alas! I have lost my dear Fluffy


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    Alas! I have lost my dear Fluffy
    My wife got defensive and huffy
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    Alas! I have lost my dear Fluffy
    My wife got defensive and huffy
    She called me a fool


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    Alas! I have lost my dear Fluffy
    My wife got defensive and huffy
    She called me a fool
    Which wasn't too cool
    ~ Vita Brevis, Ars Longa ~

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    Alas! I have lost my dear Fluffy
    My wife got defensive and huffy
    She called me a fool
    Which wasn't too cool
    Think I'll go home and watch Buffy


    It feels kind of wrinkled and wet

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    It feels kind of wrinkled and wet
    She announced to the mystified Vet
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    I've got a big boil on my rump
    It is a most unsightly lump
    It makes sitting pretty
    Quite hard, more's the pity
    such pain when I must take a dump


    I saw a great parcel in dick )
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    within my complexities
    lies a complexion
    of complexes

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    Somebody was on the wrong page, methinks…

    Oh well….

    It feels kind of wrinkled and wet
    She announced to the mystified Vet
    And he shook his head


    I saw a great parcel in dick
    That image has just made me sick

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    has been a while.. musta got lost )

    It feels kind of wrinkled and wet
    She announced to the mystified Vet
    And he shook his head
    while grasping the bed



    I saw a great parcel in dick
    That image has just made me sick < you got an image? pmsl
    it was really quite funny
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    within my complexities
    lies a complexion
    of complexes

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