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  1. #3826
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    I cried and cried and cried, all day
    Because I couldn't go out and play
    but then she came over
    made me unsober

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    I cried and cried and cried, all day,
    because I couldn't go out and play.
    But then she came over,
    made me unsober.
    And what we did next, I can't say.

    A funny thing happened to me.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    A funny thing happened to me.
    This sexy gal sat on my knee
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

  4. #3829
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    A funny thing happened to me.
    This sexy gal sat on my knee
    gave a big, loud fart

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    A funny thing happened to me.
    This sexy gal sat on my knee
    gave a big, loud fart
    and said "I'm no tart!"
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

  6. #3831
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    A funny thing happened to me.
    This sexy gal sat on my knee
    gave a big, loud fart
    and said "I'm no tart!"
    And happily offered some tea.

    The bartender asked me to leave.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    The bartender asked me to leave,
    And he had a gun up his sleeve.
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

  8. #3833
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    The bartender asked me to leave,
    And he had a gun up his sleeve.
    I fell off my stool
    Heretic.

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    The bartender asked me to leave,
    And he had a gun up his sleeve.
    I fell off my stool
    which wasn't so cool
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    The bartender asked me to leave,
    And he had a gun up his sleeve.
    I fell off my stool
    which wasn't so cool
    But I ran out with hardly a weave.

    I don't understand why some writers
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    I don't understand why some writers
    still sacrifice goats to St. Vitus
    Sweepings from the Factory Floor a new volume of poems available now at https://www.feedaread.com/profiles/10661/

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    I don't understand why some writers
    still sacrifice goats to St. Vitus
    It can't help them spell
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    I don't understand why some writers
    still sacrifice goats to St. Vitus
    It can't help them spell,
    and it really does smell
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    I don't understand why some writers
    still sacrifice goats to St. Vitus
    It can't help them spell,
    and it really does smell
    but it will cure the elephantitis.


    He sprouted a trunk and big ears
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    He sprouted a trunk and big ears
    Kids would climb on him and say, 'Cheers!'

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    He sprouted a trunk and big ears
    Kids would climb on him and say, 'Cheers!'
    As elephants went,
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    He sprouted a trunk and big ears
    Kids would climb on him and say, 'Cheers!'
    As elephants went,
    he was quick to consent
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    He sprouted a trunk and big ears
    Kids would climb on him and say, 'Cheers!'
    As elephants went,
    he was quick to consent
    Stomped over those who bullied his peers

    Leaving the office early, gives me joy
    Last edited by jaus tail; 10-15-2014 at 12:30 PM.

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    Leaving the office early, gives me joy,
    since I'll have time for a latte with soy.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    Leaving the office early, gives me joy,
    since I'll have time for a latte with soy.
    But my home is empty

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    Leaving the office early, gives me joy,
    since I'll have time for a latte with soy.
    But my home is empty
    And stronger drink tempts me
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Leaving the office early, gives me joy,
    since I'll have time for a latte with soy.
    But my home is empty
    And stronger drink tempts me
    After that I'll play with my toy

    Dear doc, can you help me loose some weight?

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    Dear doc, can you help me loose weight?
    (Ten pounds in a week would be great.)
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    Dear doc, can you help me loose weight?
    (Ten pounds in a week would be great.)
    I want to look cool

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    Dear doc, can you help me lose weight?
    (Ten pounds in a week would be great.)
    I want to look cool,
    Not like a fat fool,
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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