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    I once met a man without pants
    He said I should take the same chance


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    I once met a man without pants
    He said I should take the same chance
    So I threw mine away



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    I once met a man without pants
    He said I should take the same chance
    So I threw mine away
    And began to yell, 'Hurray'

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    I once met a man without pants
    He said I should take the same chance
    So I threw mine away
    And began to yell, 'Hurray'
    until I stepped on the red ants.

    A woman I met in Dunkirk.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    A woman I met in Dunkirk
    Had tatas with near constant perk



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    A woman I met in Dunkirk
    Had tatas with near constant perk
    She held them so high
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    A woman I met in Dunkirk
    Had tatas with near constant perk
    She held them so high
    I thought they might fly

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    A woman I met in Dunkirk
    Had tatas with near constant perk
    She held them so high
    I thought they might fly
    But she anchored them down while at work.

    Her brassiere was a wondrous contraption
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Her brassiere was a wondrous contraption
    With multiple hinges in action

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    Her brassiere was a wondrous contraption
    With multiple hinges in action
    It never came loose
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Her brassiere was a wondrous contraption
    With multiple hinges in action
    It never came loose
    When attacked by a moose

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    Her brassiere was a wondrous contraption
    With multiple hinges in action
    It never came loose
    When attacked by a moose
    She used it when laid up in traction








    I noticed a that key on my keyboard

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    I noticed that a key on my keyboard
    Was sticking and making me awkward
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    I noticed that a key on my keyboard
    Was sticking and making me awkward
    it was eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    I noticed that a key on my keyboard
    Was sticking and making me awkward
    it was eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    I threw it in Baltic sea

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    I noticed that a key on my keyboard
    Was sticking and making me awkward
    it was eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    I threw it in Baltic sea
    After subtly distracting the lifeguard


    It sank to the bottom and lay there
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    It sank to the bottom and lay there
    which the people who pushed me thought fair
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    It sank to the bottom and lay there
    Which the people who pushed me thought fair
    But I wished I'd never
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    It sank to the bottom and lay there
    Which the people who pushed me thought fair
    But I wished I'd never
    Killed the dog named Trevor

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    It sank to the bottom and lay there
    Which the people who pushed me thought fair
    But I wished I'd never
    Killed the dog named Trevor
    For I've ended up covered with dog hair.

    If only our wishes would come true
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    If only our wishes would come true
    I'd be a master of kung fu

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    If only our wishes would come true
    I'd be a master of kung fu
    With badly dubbed lines

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    If only our wishes would come true
    I'd be a master of kung fu
    With badly dubbed lines
    And a villain who whines
    Heretic.

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    If only our wishes would come true
    I'd be a master of kung fu
    With badly dubbed lines
    And a villain who whines
    And really good stunt double too.





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