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    No wonder the waiters at my local Korean restaurant look at me so funny when I order 'kim chee'.

    I had a big bite of kimchi
    With a soju cup full to the brim-chi.
    Don't get sick like me


    I just bought a big can of SPAM™
    But my guest said, "No thank you, ma'am."

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    I just bought a big can of SPAM™
    But my guest said, "No thank you, ma'am."
    I'll stick with green eggs & ham.

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    I once had a big bite of kimchi
    With a soju cup full to the brim-chi.
    Don't get sick like me
    Or you will soon see
    Why brim-chi of kimchi is grim-chi

    I just bought a big can of SPAM™
    But my guest said, "No thank you, ma'am.
    I'll stick with green eggs
    And porcupine legs

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    I just bought a big can of SPAM™
    But my guest said, "No thank you, ma'am.
    I'll stick with green eggs
    And porcupine legs
    Garnished with strawberry jam.

    You know that I never use slang


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    You know that I never use slang
    My prose is perfection -- hot dang!
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    You know that I never use slang
    My prose is perfection -- hot dang!
    It's always admired

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    You know that I never use slang
    My prose is perfection -- hot dang!
    It's always admired
    If not very inspired
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    You know that I never use slang
    My prose is perfection -- hot dang!
    It's always admired
    If not very inspired
    And is characterised by a twang


    The stoat is an unlikely pet

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    The stoat is an unlikely pet
    But mine is a shameless coquette


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The stoat is an unlikely pet
    But mine is a shameless coquette
    She'll flirt with a weasel
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    The stoat is an unlikely pet
    But mine is a shameless coquette
    She'll flirt with a weasel
    She'll taunt and she'll tease'll
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    The stoat is an unlikely pet
    But mine is a shameless coquette
    She'll flirt with a weasel
    She'll taunt and she'll tease'll
    That prove she's the tawdriest yet?


    No, hedgehogs are worse, so I've heard

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    No, hedgehogs are worse, so I've heard
    They'll flirt with a bee or a bird
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    No, hedgehogs are worse, so I've heard
    They'll flirt with a bee or a bird
    Their prickles aside
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    No, hedgehogs are worse, so I've heard
    They'll flirt with a bee or a bird
    Their prickles aside
    They'll fart far and wide


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    No, hedgehogs are worse, so I've heard
    They'll flirt with a bee or a bird
    Their prickles aside
    They'll fart far and wide
    but deny that it ever occurred.

    He drowned in the cold minestrone
    Sweepings from the Factory Floor – a new volume of poems available now at https://www.feedaread.com/profiles/10661/

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    He drowned in the cold minestrone
    In a cut-rate café out at Coney


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    He drowned in the cold minestrone
    In a cut-rate café out at Coney
    The Godfather said
    Last edited by flyingtart; 03-05-2013 at 02:30 PM. Reason: pipped by Nym!

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    He drowned in the cold minestrone
    In a cut-rate café out at Coney
    The Godfather said
    'I'll have his bread'
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    He drowned in the cold minestrone
    In a cut-rate café out at Coney
    The Godfather said
    'I'll have his bread'
    Said the hit man, "I'll take his baloney."


    His clothing of choice was a kilt
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    His clothing of choice was a kilt
    But his legs jerked when whiskey was spilt
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    His clothing of choice was a kilt
    But his legs jerked when whiskey was spilt
    Kilt shot in the air

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    His clothing of choice was a kilt
    But his legs jerked when whiskey was spilt
    Kilt shot in the air
    Underneath he was bare
    Anne Pfeffer

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    His clothing of choice was a kilt
    But his legs jerked when whiskey was spilt
    Kilt shot in the air
    Underneath he was bare
    And, embarrassed, he started to wilt.

    I hate cars. A horse shall I ride!


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    I hate cars. A horse shall I ride!
    Ass in saddle... no one at my side.



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