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I once met a man without pants
He said I should take the same chance
 

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I once met a man without pants
He said I should take the same chance
So I threw mine away
And began to yell, 'Hurray'
 

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I once met a man without pants
He said I should take the same chance
So I threw mine away
And began to yell, 'Hurray'
until I stepped on the red ants.

A woman I met in Dunkirk.
 

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A woman I met in Dunkirk
Had tatas with near constant perk
She held them so high
I thought they might fly
 

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Her brassiere was a wondrous contraption
With multiple hinges in action
 

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Her brassiere was a wondrous contraption
With multiple hinges in action
It never came loose
When attacked by a moose
 

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Her brassiere was a wondrous contraption
With multiple hinges in action
It never came loose
When attacked by a moose
She used it when laid up in traction








I noticed a that key on my keyboard
 

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I noticed that a key on my keyboard
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it was eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

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I noticed that a key on my keyboard
Was sticking and making me awkward
it was eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I threw it in Baltic sea
 

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I noticed that a key on my keyboard
Was sticking and making me awkward
it was eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I threw it in Baltic sea
After subtly distracting the lifeguard


It sank to the bottom and lay there
 

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It sank to the bottom and lay there
which the people who pushed me thought fair
 

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It sank to the bottom and lay there
Which the people who pushed me thought fair
But I wished I'd never
Killed the dog named Trevor
 

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It sank to the bottom and lay there
Which the people who pushed me thought fair
But I wished I'd never
Killed the dog named Trevor
For I've ended up covered with dog hair.

If only our wishes would come true
 

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If only our wishes would come true
I'd be a master of kung fu
With badly dubbed lines
 

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I'd be a master of kung fu
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And a villain who whines
 

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If only our wishes would come true
I'd be a master of kung fu
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And a villain who whines
And really good stunt double too.





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