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iLion · Feb 20, 2013

His sermon on ethics just ended
when a tall busty blonde I befriended
Sat down in my pew
Distracting my view

Nymtoc · Feb 20, 2013

His sermon on ethics just ended
when a tall busty blonde I befriended
Sat down in my pew
Distracting my view
And part of me quickly unbended.

Temptation is hard to resist

iLion · Feb 20, 2013

Temptation is hard to resist
So I've dropped them off of my list

flyingtart · Feb 20, 2013

Temptation is hard to resist
So I've dropped them off of my list
I'll have to abstain

kenthepen · Feb 20, 2013

Temptation is hard to resist
So I've dropped them off of my list
I'll have to abstain
Again, and again,

Nymtoc · Feb 20, 2013

Temptation is hard to resist
So I've dropped them off of my list
I'll have to abstain
Again, and again,
Which makes me feel constantly pissed.

If ever I let myself go

kenthepen · Feb 20, 2013

If ever I let myself go
My libido would drive ho to ho

annetpfeffer · Feb 20, 2013

If ever I let myself go
My libido would drive ho to ho
My folks would be shamed

kenthepen · Feb 20, 2013

If ever I let myself go
My libido would drive ho to ho
My folks would be shamed
And my ex rightly blamed

Nymtoc · Feb 20, 2013

If ever I let myself go
My libido would drive ho to ho
My folks would be shamed
And my ex rightly blamed
And each pas that I took would be faux.

But there may be hope for me yet

JoBird · Feb 20, 2013

But there may be hope for me yet
There's still time to get on the jet

flyingtart · Feb 21, 2013

But there may be hope for me yet
There's still time to get on the jet
And fly far away

kenthepen · Feb 21, 2013

But there may be hope for me yet
There's still time to get on the jet
And fly far away
At least for the day

Nymtoc · Feb 21, 2013

But there may be hope for me yet
There's still time to get on the jet
And fly far away
At least for the day,
And act like I have no regret.

A shack on the outskirts of town

iLion · Feb 21, 2013

A shack on the outskirts of town
Is where I killed Crusty the Clown

flyingtart · Feb 21, 2013

A shack on the outskirts of town
Is where I killed Crusty the Clown
The punk had it coming

annetpfeffer · Feb 21, 2013

A shack on the outskirts of town
Is where I killed Crusty the Clown
The punk had it coming,
incessantly humming,

kenthepen · Feb 21, 2013

A shack on the outskirts of town
Is where I killed Crusty the Clown
The punk had it coming,
Incessantly humming,
And turning my smile to a frown.

The tune that he hummed was annoying

annetpfeffer · Feb 21, 2013

The tune that he hummed was annoying
I found it distracting and cloying

StephanieFox · Feb 21, 2013

The tune that he hummed was annoying
I found it distracting and cloying
It was something by Bieber

kellysaid · Feb 21, 2013

The tune that he hummed was annoying
I found it distracting and cloying
It was something by Bieber
so I clung to my cleaver

Nymtoc · Feb 21, 2013

The tune that he hummed was annoying
I found it distracting and cloying
It was something by Bieber
so I clung to my cleaver
Therefore ask not who needs destroying.

She worked at the Folies Bergère

Sir_Nigel · Feb 22, 2013

She worked at the Folies Bergère
with minimal underwear

flyingtart · Feb 22, 2013

She worked at the Folies Bergère
with minimal underwear
But on Sundays at three

Sir_Nigel · Feb 22, 2013

She worked at the Folies Bergère
with minimal underwear
But on Sundays at three
she visited me

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practical experience, FTW

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