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While lying in bed with his wife
He thought of his turmoil and strife
And then, in a dream,
He let out a scream
He thought of his turmoil and strife
And then, in a dream,
He let out a scream
While lying in bed with his wife
He thought of his turmoil and strife
And then, in a dream,
He let out a scream:
she stabbed him six times with a knife.
My tooth brush fell into the john.
He thought of his turmoil and strife
And then, in a dream,
He let out a scream:
she stabbed him six times with a knife.
My tooth brush fell into the john.
My toothbrush fell into the john.
Now what can I wipe my teeth on?
I took off my sock,
and much to my shock
Now what can I wipe my teeth on?
I took off my sock,
and much to my shock
My toothbrush fell into the john.
Now what can I wipe my teeth on?
I took off my sock,
and much to my shock
The heel and the toe were both gone.
I'm texting the Man in the Moon
Now what can I wipe my teeth on?
I took off my sock,
and much to my shock
The heel and the toe were both gone.
I'm texting the Man in the Moon
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I'm texting the Man in the Moon
To shine on my little lagoon
I hope he's not late
'Cause I've got a date
To shine on my little lagoon
I hope he's not late
'Cause I've got a date
I'm texting the Man in the Moon
To shine on my little lagoon
I hope he's not late
'Cause I've got a date
and his face could be quite opportune
He ran like a bat out of hell
To shine on my little lagoon
I hope he's not late
'Cause I've got a date
and his face could be quite opportune
He ran like a bat out of hell
He ran like a bat out of hell
After stealing the best Zinfandel
And a couple of glasses
To share with the lasses
After stealing the best Zinfandel
And a couple of glasses
To share with the lasses
He ran like a bat out of hell
After stealing the best Zinfandel
And a couple of glasses
To share with the lasses
Who knew how to ring a man's bell.
"Don't look in the basement!" he cried.
After stealing the best Zinfandel
And a couple of glasses
To share with the lasses
Who knew how to ring a man's bell.
"Don't look in the basement!" he cried.
"Don't look in the basement!" he cried.
"That's where the boogeymen hide."
But Jack said, "Who cares?"
"That's where the boogeymen hide."
But Jack said, "Who cares?"
"Don't look in the basement!" he cried.
"That's where the boogeymen hide."
But Jack said, "Who cares?"
As he skipped down the stairs
"That's where the boogeymen hide."
But Jack said, "Who cares?"
As he skipped down the stairs
"Don't look in the basement!" he cried.
"That's where the boogeymen hide."
But Jack said, "Who cares?"
As he skipped down the stairs
Where (by now you'll have guessed it) he died.
Jim's robot is learning to think
"That's where the boogeymen hide."
But Jack said, "Who cares?"
As he skipped down the stairs
Where (by now you'll have guessed it) he died.
Jim's robot is learning to think
Jim's robot is learning to think
and I'm teaching him now how to drink.
Philosophically bent
He's become malcontent
and I'm teaching him now how to drink.
Philosophically bent
He's become malcontent
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Jim's robot is learning to think
and I'm teaching him now how to drink.
Philosophically bent
He's become malcontent
And the silly droid's making a stink
If my mother had taught me to curtsy
and I'm teaching him now how to drink.
Philosophically bent
He's become malcontent
And the silly droid's making a stink
If my mother had taught me to curtsy
If my mother had taught me to curtsy
I'd meet royalty, and I could flirt, see?
The princes and kings
I'd meet royalty, and I could flirt, see?
The princes and kings