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How fast can an elephant run
In the heat of the African sun?
If you fire a shot,
 

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How fast can an elephant run
In the heat of the African sun?
If you fire a shot,
Though I wish you would not,
 

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How fast can an elephant run
In the heat of the African sun?
If you fire a shot,
Though I wish you would not,

You'll find out when you're trampled to chum.

Last Tuesday I found a lost pet
 
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Last Tuesday I found a lost pet
It was small and bedraggled and wet.
But it was so cute
 

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Last Tuesday I found a lost pet
It was small and bedraggled and wet.
But it was so cute

I don't give a hoot
 

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Last Tuesday I found a lost pet
It was small and bedraggled and wet.
But it was so cute

I don't give a hoot
It's best pet I ever got yet.

I think someone knocked on my door
 

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I'll open it just to be sure...
Oh my god, what is that?
It's a cat in a hat!
 

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When you spike a fruit salad with rum
Don't blame me if your guests all get dumb
 

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If they shed all their clothes,
 

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When you spike a fruit salad with rum,
Don't blame me if your guests all get dumb.
If they shed all their clothes,
And then--well, goodness knows--
You could end up in big trouble, chum.

Should I max out my last credit card?
 

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Should I max out my last credit card,
at Whole Foods, to buy some Swiss Chard?
 

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Should I max out my last credit card,
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Or should I buy brandy
 

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Should I max out my last credit card,
at Whole Foods, to buy some Swiss Chard?
Or should I buy brandy
And cigarettes, and candy
 

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Should I max out my last credit card,
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Or should I buy brandy
And cigarettes, and candy
And party! That wouldn't be hard.

Amanda is always in style


 

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Amanda is always in style
If by "style," you mean "looking vile"
 

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Amanda is always in style
If by "style," you mean "looking vile"
She colors her hair
With a chocolate eclair
 

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I once dated a personal trainer
Who drank juice from a rusty container
For iron cheaper than meat