How fast can an elephant run In the heat of the African sun?
If you fire a shot,
Though I wish you would not,
You'll find out when you're trampled to chum.
When you spike a fruit salad with rum, Don't blame me if your guests all get dumb. If they shed all their clothes, And then--well, goodness knows--
You could end up in big trouble, chum.
Should I max out my last credit card, at Whole Foods, to buy some Swiss Chard?
Or should I buy brandy
And cigarettes, and candy
And party! That wouldn't be hard.
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