He drank a whole bottle of port
That his uncle, Sir Nigel, had bought
Then he fell on his face
That his uncle, Sir Nigel, had bought
Then he fell on his face
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He drank a whole bottle of port
That his uncle, Sir Nigel, had bought
Then he fell on his face--
alas, down a staircase--
That his uncle, Sir Nigel, had bought
Then he fell on his face--
alas, down a staircase--
He drank a whole bottle of port
That his uncle, Sir Nigel, had bought
Then he fell on his face--
alas, down a staircase--
alack! What hath Uncle N wrought?
I wonder if Santa will bring
That his uncle, Sir Nigel, had bought
Then he fell on his face--
alas, down a staircase--
alack! What hath Uncle N wrought?
I wonder if Santa will bring
I wonder if Santa will bring
humungous amounts of bright bling?
I prefer cold hard cash
in a huge great big stash
humungous amounts of bright bling?
I prefer cold hard cash
in a huge great big stash
I wonder if Santa will bring
humungous amounts of bright bling?
I prefer cold hard cash
in a huge great big stash
It excites me so much I go "Schwing!"
So I hope it's the cash that he drops
(this is a multi-stanza limerick. Ha! Changing the rules, kiddos.)
humungous amounts of bright bling?
I prefer cold hard cash
in a huge great big stash
It excites me so much I go "Schwing!"
So I hope it's the cash that he drops
(this is a multi-stanza limerick. Ha! Changing the rules, kiddos.)
I wonder if Santa will bring
humungous amounts of bright bling?
I prefer cold hard cash
in a huge great big stash
It excites me so much I go "Schwing!"
So I hope it's the cash that he drops
‘cos I owe this gorilla called Pops
humungous amounts of bright bling?
I prefer cold hard cash
in a huge great big stash
It excites me so much I go "Schwing!"
So I hope it's the cash that he drops
‘cos I owe this gorilla called Pops
I wonder if Santa will bring
humungous amounts of bright bling?
I prefer cold hard cash
in a huge great big stash
It excites me so much I go "Schwing!"
So I hope it's the cash that he drops
‘cos I owe this gorilla called Pops
and I'm horribly skint
humungous amounts of bright bling?
I prefer cold hard cash
in a huge great big stash
It excites me so much I go "Schwing!"
So I hope it's the cash that he drops
‘cos I owe this gorilla called Pops
and I'm horribly skint
So I hope it's the cash that he drops
‘cos I owe this gorilla called Pops
and I'm horribly skint
and his evil eyes glint
‘cos I owe this gorilla called Pops
and I'm horribly skint
and his evil eyes glint
So I hope it's the cash that he drops
‘cos I owe this gorilla called Pops
and I'm horribly skint
and his evil eyes glint
and he's likely to just call the cops.
The reindeer are eager and frisky
‘cos I owe this gorilla called Pops
and I'm horribly skint
and his evil eyes glint
and he's likely to just call the cops.
The reindeer are eager and frisky
The reindeer are eager and frisky
Cuz the melting North Pole is so risky!
(LOL had to get a climate reference in this one and leaving the better rhyme for someone else....)
Cuz the melting North Pole is so risky!
(LOL had to get a climate reference in this one and leaving the better rhyme for someone else....)
The reindeer are eager and frisky
Cuz the melting North Pole is so risky!
But Santa's fine sleigh
Cuz the melting North Pole is so risky!
But Santa's fine sleigh
The reindeer are eager and frisky
Cuz the melting North Pole is so risky!
But Santa's fine sleigh
isn’t running today
Cuz the melting North Pole is so risky!
But Santa's fine sleigh
isn’t running today
The reindeer are eager and frisky
Cuz the melting North Pole is so risky!
But Santa's fine sleigh
isn’t running today
On account of the deer drinking whiskey!
They say Jesus was born in a barn.
Cuz the melting North Pole is so risky!
But Santa's fine sleigh
isn’t running today
On account of the deer drinking whiskey!
They say Jesus was born in a barn.
They say Jesus was born in a barn
Though that may be just one great big yarn.
They say that three kings
Though that may be just one great big yarn.
They say that three kings
They say Jesus was born in a barn
Though that may be just one great big yarn.
They say that three kings
Brought him very nice things
Though that may be just one great big yarn.
They say that three kings
Brought him very nice things
They say Jesus was born in a barn
Though that may be just one great big yarn.
They say that three kings
Brought him very nice things,
And there's lots more a kiddie should l'arn.
I wish I could play in the snow
Though that may be just one great big yarn.
They say that three kings
Brought him very nice things,
And there's lots more a kiddie should l'arn.
I wish I could play in the snow
I wish I could play in the snow,
and up to Vermont I could go. (I miss Vermont.)
<---- Vermont
and up to Vermont I could go. (I miss Vermont.)
<---- Vermont
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I wish I could play in the snow,
and up to Vermont I could go.
But I'm stuck in the south
a fish hook in my mouth
and up to Vermont I could go.
But I'm stuck in the south
a fish hook in my mouth
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I wish I could play in the snow,
and up to Vermont I could go.
But I'm stuck in the south
a fish hook in my mouth
I'm a sucker for bait, don't you know.
There's no fool like an old fool at yuletide
and up to Vermont I could go.
But I'm stuck in the south
a fish hook in my mouth
I'm a sucker for bait, don't you know.
There's no fool like an old fool at yuletide
There's no fool like an old fool at yuletide
when us sensible folks are are poolside.
A drink in my hand
when us sensible folks are are poolside.
A drink in my hand