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Did you hear that disconsolate howl?
It was human, not wolf and not owl
 

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Did you hear that disconsolate howl?
It was human, not wolf and not owl.
Puerto Rican, I think,
without water to drink
 

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Puerto Rican, I think,
without water to drink.
But Trump throws a mean paper towel.

My grandpa knew how to pick locks




 
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My grandpa knew how to pick locks,
how to crack safes, and how to shoot Glocks.
But his aim wasn't good
 

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My grandpa knew how to pick locks,
how to crack safes, and how to shoot Glocks.
But his aim wasn't good
So he failed as a hood
And said sadly, "There's always Fort Knox."

When Jennifer went to the gym
 

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When Jennifer went to the gym,
she wore high heels, just on a whim.
They clicked when she walked,
 

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When Jennifer went to the gym,
she wore high heels, just on a whim.
They clicked when she walked,
And she thought that she rocked
 

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When Jennifer went to the gym,
she wore high heels, just on a whim.
They clicked when she walked,
And she thought that she rocked
And broke hearts when she went for a swim.

A blonde-bellied puppy named Jane
 

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A blonde-bellied puppy named Jane
And a cute little pony called Wayne
 

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A blonde-bellied puppy named Jane
And a cute little pony called Wayne
Had a cute circus act,
and a ten-year contract.
 

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A blonde-bellied puppy named Jane
And a cute little pony called Wayne
Had a cute circus act,
and a ten-year contract.
Cos the lawyer assumed t'was John Wayne.


Way down south in Tennessee
 
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