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A sporty young lady called Fran
Drove about in a dirty red van
With decals that said
I'M TERRIFIC IN BED
Drove about in a dirty red van
With decals that said
I'M TERRIFIC IN BED
A sporty young lady called Fran
Drove about in a dirty red van
With decals that said
I'M TERRIFIC IN BED,
(or so says my husband, "Big" Dan.)
I walked into the bar, alone.
Drove about in a dirty red van
With decals that said
I'M TERRIFIC IN BED,
(or so says my husband, "Big" Dan.)
I walked into the bar, alone.
I walked into the bar, alone.
I forgot to watch over my phone.
Then, out of the blue,
a barmaid named Sue
I forgot to watch over my phone.
Then, out of the blue,
a barmaid named Sue
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I walked into the bar, alone.
I forgot to watch over my phone.
Then, out of the blue,
a barmaid named Sue
Had her pocket emit my ringtone!
It's raining both felines and dogs.
I forgot to watch over my phone.
Then, out of the blue,
a barmaid named Sue
Had her pocket emit my ringtone!
It's raining both felines and dogs.
It's raining both felines and dogs.
And soon it may start raining hogs.
My little umbrella,
Midst yowls a cappella,
And soon it may start raining hogs.
My little umbrella,
Midst yowls a cappella,
It's raining both felines and dogs.
And soon it may start raining hogs.
My little umbrella,
Midst yowls a cappella,
Can't save my poor waterlogged togs.
There once was a barber named Sweeney
And soon it may start raining hogs.
My little umbrella,
Midst yowls a cappella,
Can't save my poor waterlogged togs.
There once was a barber named Sweeney
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There once was a barber named Sweeney
Who chose haircuts by "eenie-meenie".
Some customers cried,
Who chose haircuts by "eenie-meenie".
Some customers cried,
There once was a barber named Sweeney
Who chose haircuts by "eenie-meenie".
Some customers cried,
And some of them died
Who chose haircuts by "eenie-meenie".
Some customers cried,
And some of them died
There once was a barber named Sweeney
Who chose haircuts by "eenie-meenie".
Some customers cried,
and some of them died
and were made into meat tortellini
He leapt from the cliff with a yell
Who chose haircuts by "eenie-meenie".
Some customers cried,
and some of them died
and were made into meat tortellini
He leapt from the cliff with a yell
He leapt from the cliff with a yell,
That waggish young rascal from hell.
he thought he could fly
That waggish young rascal from hell.
he thought he could fly
He leapt from the cliff with a yell,
That waggish young rascal from hell.
he thought he could fly
then emitted a cry
That waggish young rascal from hell.
he thought he could fly
then emitted a cry
He leapt from the cliff with a yell,
That waggish young rascal from hell.
he thought he could fly
then emitted a cry
Now a seagull's poop marks where he fell.
When Jack tried to sell an old cow
That waggish young rascal from hell.
he thought he could fly
then emitted a cry
Now a seagull's poop marks where he fell.
When Jack tried to sell an old cow
When Jack tried to sell an old cow
He meant to sell it right now
But the price was not right
So they got in a fight
He meant to sell it right now
But the price was not right
So they got in a fight
When Jack tried to sell an old cow
He meant to sell it right now
But the price was not right
So they got in a fight.
The cow won with a head butt. Kapow.
"Aboard," the conductor called out.
He meant to sell it right now
But the price was not right
So they got in a fight.
The cow won with a head butt. Kapow.
"Aboard," the conductor called out.
"Aboard," the conductor called out.
But poor Sam didn't hear the man shout.
As the train pulled away
But poor Sam didn't hear the man shout.
As the train pulled away