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The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
And Mrs. Claus looked so divine
 

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The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
And Mrs. Claus looked so divine.
When Santa works late,
 

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The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
And Mrs. Claus looked so divine.
When Santa works late,
And she wants a hot date,

The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
And Mrs. Claus looked so divine
A naughty elf said,
As Kris toddled to bed,
 

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The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
And Mrs. Claus looked so divine.
When Santa works late,
And she wants a hot date,
She just simply does so online.

The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
And Mrs. Claus looked so divine
A naughty elf said,
As Kris toddled to bed,
'I'd rather have Rudolf in mine!'

But Santa arrived at the door
 

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But Santa arrived at the door
saying, "Ho ho ho! Wine! Got some more?"
 

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But Santa arrived at the door
saying, "Ho ho ho! Wine! Got some more?"
He killed the last bottle,
got drunk and spoke twaddle
 

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"I knew!" Krampus cried. "That old devil!
His sky ride is not on the level!"
 

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"I knew!" Krampus cried. "That old devil!
His sky ride is not on the level!
Just give me his sleigh

 

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"I knew!" Krampus cried. "That old devil!
His sky ride is not on the level!
Just give me his sleigh
And I'll show you the way
Though your hairstyle I'll likely dishevel."

The egg-nog was flowing quite freely

 

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The egg-nog was flowing quite freely.
The reindeer got sloshed--I mean really!
 
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The egg-nog was flowing quite freely.
The reindeer got sloshed--I mean really!
Spiked with one-fifty-one,
(Bacardi 151 rum is 75.5% alcohol and is great in eggnog.)
 

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The egg-nog was flowing quite freely.
The reindeer got sloshed--I mean really!
Spiked with one-fifty-one,
It was everyone's fun
 

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The egg-nog was flowing quite freely.
The reindeer got sloshed--I mean really!
Spiked with one-fifty-one,
It was everyone's fun
'Twas a night to remember ideally!

But Santa was looking quite groggy
 

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But Santa was looking quite groggy;
His beard and his whiskers were soggy
 

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But Santa was looking quite groggy;
His beard and his whiskers were soggy
and stained egg-yolk yellow.
He cried with a bellow:
 

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But Santa was looking quite groggy;
His beard and his whiskers were soggy
and stained egg-yolk yellow.
He cried with a bellow:
"No sleigh ride tonight! It's too foggy!"

The others cried out in dismay
 

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The others cried out in dismay,
"Send for Rudolph! He'll light up the way!"
But Rudy was snoozin'

 

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The others cried out in dismay,
"Send for Rudolph! He'll light up the way!"
But Rudy was snoozin'
From hours of boozin'