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Limericks Still Live!
- Thread starter Sir_Nigel
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I've had this great job for a year
I discovered that layoffs are near
My plan's nearly done
I call my boss "Hon"
I discovered that layoffs are near
My plan's nearly done
I call my boss "Hon"
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I've had this great job for a year
I discovered that layoffs are near
My plan's nearly done
I call my boss "Hon"
And spend my time fondling his rear
The death of the late Maggie Thatcher
I discovered that layoffs are near
My plan's nearly done
I call my boss "Hon"
And spend my time fondling his rear
The death of the late Maggie Thatcher
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The death of the late Maggie Thatcher
Meant I didn't have to dispatch 'er
My plan was quite sound
Meant I didn't have to dispatch 'er
My plan was quite sound
The death of the late Maggie Thatcher
Meant I didn't have to dispatch 'er
My plan was quite sound
She'd just be found drowned
Meant I didn't have to dispatch 'er
My plan was quite sound
She'd just be found drowned
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The death of the late Maggie Thatcher
Meant I didn't have to dispatch 'er
My plan was quite sound
She'd just be found drowned
By a one-legged shifty rat catcher
Oh bury me under the sod
Meant I didn't have to dispatch 'er
My plan was quite sound
She'd just be found drowned
By a one-legged shifty rat catcher
Oh bury me under the sod
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Oh bury me under the sod
Crematoriums don't get the nod
When Im pushing daisies
Those mortician crazies
Crematoriums don't get the nod
When Im pushing daisies
Those mortician crazies
Oh bury me under the sod
Crematoriums don't get the nod
When Im pushing daisies
Those mortician crazies
Can play with themselves on their todd!
There once was a hero called Brat...
Crematoriums don't get the nod
When Im pushing daisies
Those mortician crazies
Can play with themselves on their todd!
There once was a hero called Brat...
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There once was a hero called Brat…
Who had a great fondness for tat
And fondness for tit
The lecherous git
Who had a great fondness for tat
And fondness for tit
The lecherous git
There once was a hero called Brat…
Who had a great fondness for tat
And fondness for tit
The lecherous git
Who, in truth, was endowed like a gnat.
McGonagle worked in the mine
Who had a great fondness for tat
And fondness for tit
The lecherous git
Who, in truth, was endowed like a gnat.
McGonagle worked in the mine
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McGonagle worked in the mine
By crossing a huge picket line
But the treacherous scab
died at once by a stab
By crossing a huge picket line
But the treacherous scab
died at once by a stab
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McGonagle worked in the mine
By crossing a huge picket line
But the treacherous scab
died at once by a stab
and now sleeps in a box made of pine.
They buried him deep in the ground
By crossing a huge picket line
But the treacherous scab
died at once by a stab
and now sleeps in a box made of pine.
They buried him deep in the ground
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They buried him deep in the ground
And hoped he would never be found
But to their dismay,
He rose up one day
And hoped he would never be found
But to their dismay,
He rose up one day
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They buried him deep in the ground
And hoped he would never be found
But to their dismay,
He rose up one day
From his mouth came a terrible sound.
"Revenge," he exclaimed, "I will seek!"
And hoped he would never be found
But to their dismay,
He rose up one day
From his mouth came a terrible sound.
"Revenge," he exclaimed, "I will seek!"
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"Revenge," he exclaimed, "I will seek!"
It's zombi-esque mayhem I'll wreak!
The dead shall arise
It's zombi-esque mayhem I'll wreak!
The dead shall arise