Limericks Still Live!

Nymtoc · Sep 11, 2017

I'd rather drink wine than sip scotch
When kicking my chill up a notch.
I kick off my shoes,
and summon my muse.
You think she won't come? Just watch.

When Hildegard turned on TV

Fruitbat · Sep 11, 2017

When Hildegard turned on TV
She saw something she couldn't unsee.

Nymtoc · Sep 11, 2017

When Hildegard turned on TV
She saw something she couldn't unsee.
Her significant other

Fruitbat · Sep 11, 2017

When Hildegard turned on TV
She saw something she couldn't unsee.
Her significant other
Was tied to her brother

Nymtoc · Sep 12, 2017

When Hildegard turned on TV
She saw something she couldn't unsee.
Her significant other
Was tied to her brother
While doing a ballet batterie.

"Too late!" the old witch woman hissed.

Marissa D · Sep 12, 2017

"Too late!" the old witch woman hissed.
"Just forget all those frogs that you've kissed."

CDSinex · Sep 12, 2017

"Too late!" the old witch woman hissed.
"Just forget all those frogs that you've kissed."
"If you want a prince,"

Mary Mitchell · Sep 12, 2017

"Too late!" the old witch woman hissed.
"Just forget all those frogs that you've kissed.
If you want a prince,
And a diamond that glints

Nymtoc · Sep 12, 2017

"Too late!" the old witch woman hissed.
"Just forget all those frogs that you've kissed.
If you want a prince,
And a diamond that glints
Search online for a millionaire's tryst.

I have thirty-three cents to my name

Mary Mitchell · Sep 13, 2017

I have thirty-three cents to my name
And my terrible habit's to blame.

Matera the Mad · Sep 13, 2017

I have thirty-three cents to my name
And my terrible habit's to blame.
I just can't resist

CDSinex · Sep 13, 2017

I have thirty-three cents to my name
And my terrible habit's to blame.
I just can't resist,
but if I persist

Fruitbat · Sep 13, 2017

I have thirty-three cents to my name
And my terrible habit's to blame.
I just can't resist,
but if I persist
I'll put Imelda Marcos to shame

Billy Graham walked into a bar

CDSinex · Sep 14, 2017

Billy Graham walked into a bar,
playing an electric sitar.

Fruitbat · Sep 14, 2017

Billy Graham walked into a bar,
playing an electric sitar.
It wasn't his usual gig

Matera the Mad · Sep 14, 2017

Billy Graham walked into a bar,
playing an electric sitar.
It wasn't his usual gig
(He was too much the starched-undies prig)

Sir_Nigel · Sep 15, 2017

Billy Graham walked into a bar,
playing an electric sitar.
It wasn't his usual gig
(He was too much the starched-undies prig)
blah blah blah blah blah blah

That limerick didn't go well

Nymtoc · Sep 15, 2017

That limerick didn't go well.
I'd say it gives off a foul smell

Marissa D · Sep 15, 2017

That limerick didn't go well.
I'd say it gives off a foul smell
Its lines failed to scan

CDSinex · Sep 15, 2017

That limerick didn't go well.
I'd say it gives off a foul smell
Its lines failed to scan,
but who gives a damn?

Matera the Mad · Sep 15, 2017

That limerick didn't go well.
I'd say it gives off a foul smell
Its lines failed to scan,
but who gives a damn?
As long as we have fun, it's swell!

A nun and a pig and a goat

Nymtoc · Sep 15, 2017

A nun and a pig and a goat
Went to sea in a lavender boat

CDSinex · Sep 16, 2017

A nun and a pig and a goat
Went to sea in a lavender boat.
The habit she wore,

Mary Mitchell · Sep 16, 2017

A nun and a pig and a goat
Went to sea in a lavender boat.
The habit she wore
Caught the breezes offshore

Marissa D · Sep 16, 2017

A nun and a pig and a goat
Went to sea in a lavender boat.
The habit she wore
Caught the breezes offshore
Transporting them far, via coat.

A poet who longed for success

Limericks Still Live!

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Scribe of the girls in the basement

Imagine something clever here.

Go down road, go pub.

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Go down road, go pub.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

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Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

aka Dylan di Vilde

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Scribe of the girls in the basement

Imagine something clever here.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

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Imagine something clever here.

Go down road, go pub.

Scribe of the girls in the basement