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    Did you hear that disconsolate howl?
    It was human, not wolf and not owl


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Did you hear that disconsolate howl?
    It was human, not wolf and not owl.
    Puerto Rican, I think,
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Did you hear that disconsolate howl?
    It was human, not wolf and not owl.
    Puerto Rican, I think,
    without water to drink
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    Did you hear that disconsolate howl?
    It was human, not wolf and not owl.
    Puerto Rican, I think,
    without water to drink.
    But Trump throws a mean paper towel.

    My grandpa knew how to pick locks




    Last edited by Nymtoc; 10-09-2017 at 04:20 PM.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    My grandpa knew how to pick locks,
    how to crack safes, and how to shoot Glocks.

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    My grandpa knew how to pick locks,
    how to crack safes, and how to shoot Glocks.
    But his aim wasn't good
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    My grandpa knew how to pick locks,
    how to crack safes, and how to shoot Glocks.

    But his aim wasn't good

    So he failed as a hood

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    My grandpa knew how to pick locks,
    how to crack safes, and how to shoot Glocks.
    But his aim wasn't good
    So he failed as a hood
    And said sadly, "There's always Fort Knox."

    When Jennifer went to the gym


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    When Jennifer went to the gym,
    she wore high heels, just on a whim.

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    When Jennifer went to the gym,
    she wore high heels, just on a whim.
    They clicked when she walked,
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    When Jennifer went to the gym,
    she wore high heels, just on a whim.
    They clicked when she walked,
    And she thought that she rocked


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    When Jennifer went to the gym,
    she wore high heels, just on a whim.
    They clicked when she walked,
    And she thought that she rocked
    And broke hearts when she went for a swim.

    A blonde-bellied puppy named Jane

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    A blonde-bellied puppy named Jane
    And a cute little pony called Wayne


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    A blonde-bellied puppy named Jane
    And a cute little pony called Wayne
    Had a cute circus act
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    A blonde-bellied puppy named Jane
    And a cute little pony called Wayne
    Had a cute circus act,
    and a ten-year contract.
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    A blonde-bellied puppy named Jane
    And a cute little pony called Wayne
    Had a cute circus act,
    and a ten-year contract.
    Cos the lawyer assumed t'was John Wayne.


    Way down south in Tennessee
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    Everything yields to treatment.

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    Way down south in Tennessee
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    Way down south in Tennessee
    There's an awful lot of humidity
    The air gets so thick


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Way down south in Tennessee
    There's an awful lot of humidity

    The air gets so thick
    It's like breathing a brick

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    Ack. Beat to the punch!
    "One of the hardest things to do, I think, is learn to trust your own creativity." - Ambrosia

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    Way down south in Tennessee
    There's an awful lot of humidity
    The air gets so thick
    It's like breathing a brick
    And sneezing is something to see!

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    Everything yields to treatment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.

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    The Deputy Sheriff of Bath
    Ignited a criminal's wrath
    By sending him down
    Everything yields to treatment.

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    The Deputy Sheriff of Bath
    Ignited a criminal's wrath
    By sending him down
    To the good part of town


    Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer
    and now I are one.


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    The Deputy Sheriff of Bath
    Ignited a criminal's wrath
    By sending him down
    To the good part of town
    Where they called him a sociopath.

    On Friday the thirteenth they say


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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