Limericks Still Live!
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I cried and cried and cried, all day,
because I couldn't go out and play.
But then she came over,
made me unsober.
And what we did next, I can't say.
A funny thing happened to me.
because I couldn't go out and play.
But then she came over,
made me unsober.
And what we did next, I can't say.
A funny thing happened to me.
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A funny thing happened to me.
This sexy gal sat on my knee
gave a big, loud fart
and said "I'm no tart!"
This sexy gal sat on my knee
gave a big, loud fart
and said "I'm no tart!"
A funny thing happened to me.
This sexy gal sat on my knee
gave a big, loud fart
and said "I'm no tart!"
And happily offered some tea.
The bartender asked me to leave.
This sexy gal sat on my knee
gave a big, loud fart
and said "I'm no tart!"
And happily offered some tea.
The bartender asked me to leave.
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The bartender asked me to leave,
And he had a gun up his sleeve.
I fell off my stool
which wasn't so cool
And he had a gun up his sleeve.
I fell off my stool
which wasn't so cool
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The bartender asked me to leave,
And he had a gun up his sleeve.
I fell off my stool
which wasn't so cool
But I ran out with hardly a weave.
I don't understand why some writers
And he had a gun up his sleeve.
I fell off my stool
which wasn't so cool
But I ran out with hardly a weave.
I don't understand why some writers
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I don't understand why some writers
still sacrifice goats to St. Vitus
It can't help them spell
still sacrifice goats to St. Vitus
It can't help them spell
I don't understand why some writers
still sacrifice goats to St. Vitus
It can't help them spell,
and it really does smell
still sacrifice goats to St. Vitus
It can't help them spell,
and it really does smell
I don't understand why some writers
still sacrifice goats to St. Vitus
It can't help them spell,
and it really does smell
but it will cure the elephantitis.
He sprouted a trunk and big ears
still sacrifice goats to St. Vitus
It can't help them spell,
and it really does smell
but it will cure the elephantitis.
He sprouted a trunk and big ears
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He sprouted a trunk and big ears
Kids would climb on him and say, 'Cheers!'
As elephants went,
Kids would climb on him and say, 'Cheers!'
As elephants went,
He sprouted a trunk and big ears
Kids would climb on him and say, 'Cheers!'
As elephants went,
he was quick to consent
Kids would climb on him and say, 'Cheers!'
As elephants went,
he was quick to consent
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Leaving the office early, gives me joy,
since I'll have time for a latte with soy.
But my home is empty
And stronger drink tempts me
since I'll have time for a latte with soy.
But my home is empty
And stronger drink tempts me
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Dear doc, can you help me lose weight?
(Ten pounds in a week would be great.)
I want to look cool,
Not like a fat fool,
(Ten pounds in a week would be great.)
I want to look cool,
Not like a fat fool,