I will always remember that day...
When was that now...it's hard to say...
Something happened...or not...
When was that now...it's hard to say...
Something happened...or not...
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I will always remember that day...
When was that now...it's hard to say...
Something happened...or not...
Quite regardless of plot
When was that now...it's hard to say...
Something happened...or not...
Quite regardless of plot
I will always remember that day...
When was that now...it's hard to say...
Something happened...or not...
Quite regardless of plot,
and we'll meet it head-on, come what may.
He met her last night in a bar.
When was that now...it's hard to say...
Something happened...or not...
Quite regardless of plot,
and we'll meet it head-on, come what may.
He met her last night in a bar.
He met her last night in a bar
and offered a ride in his car
But, she'd ridden a trike
with her pet husky, Mike
and offered a ride in his car
But, she'd ridden a trike
with her pet husky, Mike
He met her last night in a bar
and offered a ride in his car
But, she'd ridden a trike
with her pet husky, Mike.
As she triked off, she called, "Au revoir!"
A lady who lived in a lake
and offered a ride in his car
But, she'd ridden a trike
with her pet husky, Mike.
As she triked off, she called, "Au revoir!"
A lady who lived in a lake
A lady who lived in a lake
took pills for a chronic earache.
"You would think, with my gills,
took pills for a chronic earache.
"You would think, with my gills,
A lady who lived in a lake
took pills for a chronic earache.
"You would think, with my gills,
and my girly fin frills,"
took pills for a chronic earache.
"You would think, with my gills,
and my girly fin frills,"
A lady who lived in a lake
took pills for a chronic earache.
"You would think, with my gills,
and my girly fin frills,
my Eustachian tubes wouldn't break."
The used car salesman's grin made me itch
took pills for a chronic earache.
"You would think, with my gills,
and my girly fin frills,
my Eustachian tubes wouldn't break."
The used car salesman's grin made me itch
The used car salesman's grin made me itch.
Like a sucker I fell for his pitch.
It ran for two-days.
Like a sucker I fell for his pitch.
It ran for two-days.
The used car salesman's grin made me itch.
Like a sucker I fell for his pitch.
It ran for two-days,
Then conked out, ablaze,
Like a sucker I fell for his pitch.
It ran for two-days,
Then conked out, ablaze,
The used car salesman's grin made me itch.
Like a sucker I fell for his pitch.
It ran for two-days,
Then conked out, ablaze
Leaving me with no choice but to hitch.
The first line of a limerick is easy
Like a sucker I fell for his pitch.
It ran for two-days,
Then conked out, ablaze
Leaving me with no choice but to hitch.
The first line of a limerick is easy
The first line of a limerick is easy
So simple, so carefree, so breezy!
But soon things get tricky
So simple, so carefree, so breezy!
But soon things get tricky
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The first line of a limerick is easy
So simple, so carefree, so breezy!
But soon things get tricky
As wordsmiths get picky
And subsequent rhymes appear cheesy.
I'm trying a new dating app
So simple, so carefree, so breezy!
But soon things get tricky
As wordsmiths get picky
And subsequent rhymes appear cheesy.
I'm trying a new dating app
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I'm trying a new dating app,
a very expensive mantrap.
My picture is awesome
And oh, boy, I saw some
a very expensive mantrap.
My picture is awesome
And oh, boy, I saw some
I'm trying a new dating app,
a very expensive mantrap.
My picture is awesome
And oh, boy, I saw some.
I just hope they answer asap.
This method of cool online dating
a very expensive mantrap.
My picture is awesome
And oh, boy, I saw some.
I just hope they answer asap.
This method of cool online dating
This method of cool online dating
Feels a little like old thin-ice skating.
You move with great care
Feels a little like old thin-ice skating.
You move with great care