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A guy who is cool wouldn't ever
Make fun of those who seem less clever
He'd be more discrete
Since the girls think it's sweet
Make fun of those who seem less clever
He'd be more discrete
Since the girls think it's sweet
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A guy who is cool wouldn't ever
Make fun of those who seem less clever
He'd be more discrete
Since the girls think it's sweet
and he'd understand "no" can mean "never"
A horrible man named McGreedy
Make fun of those who seem less clever
He'd be more discrete
Since the girls think it's sweet
and he'd understand "no" can mean "never"
A horrible man named McGreedy
A horrible man named McGreedy
Used to steal clothes and food from the need
But then he got wise
Used to steal clothes and food from the need
But then he got wise
A horrible man named McGreedy
Used to steal clothes and food from the needy
But then he got wise
And now he steals pies
Used to steal clothes and food from the needy
But then he got wise
And now he steals pies
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A horrible man named McGreedy
Used to steal clothes and food from the needy
But then he got wise
And now he steals pies
So he's naked and fat--yes, indeedy!
His wife was a hideous shrew
Used to steal clothes and food from the needy
But then he got wise
And now he steals pies
So he's naked and fat--yes, indeedy!
His wife was a hideous shrew
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His wife was a hideous shrew
So he stabbed her and poisoned her, too
He claimed he was crazy
Made worse by wife Daisy
So he stabbed her and poisoned her, too
He claimed he was crazy
Made worse by wife Daisy
His wife was a hideous shrew
So he stabbed her and poisoned her, too
He claimed he was crazy
Made worse by wife Daisy
Who found out about Emmy Sue.
The jury was most sympathetic
So he stabbed her and poisoned her, too
He claimed he was crazy
Made worse by wife Daisy
Who found out about Emmy Sue.
The jury was most sympathetic
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The jury was most sympathetic
"He's nuts, but we think it's genetic!
Not guilty!" they said
He stood on his head
"He's nuts, but we think it's genetic!
Not guilty!" they said
He stood on his head
The jury was most sympathetic
"He's nuts, but we think it's genetic!
Not guilty!" they said
He stood on his head
And forgot that he was diabetic.
He should never have eaten that pie.
"He's nuts, but we think it's genetic!
Not guilty!" they said
He stood on his head
And forgot that he was diabetic.
He should never have eaten that pie.
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He should never have eaten that pie.
His blood sugar shot to the sky
Then She entered the room
His blood sugar shot to the sky
Then She entered the room
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He should never have eaten that pie.
His blood sugar shot to the sky
Then She entered the room
and his pulse took a zoom
His blood sugar shot to the sky
Then She entered the room
and his pulse took a zoom
He should never have eaten that pie.
His blood sugar shot to the sky
Then She entered the room
and his pulse took a zoom
As he noticed her eyeing his fly.
He fell, and they thought he was dead
His blood sugar shot to the sky
Then She entered the room
and his pulse took a zoom
As he noticed her eyeing his fly.
He fell, and they thought he was dead
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He fell, and they thought he was dead
It wasn't his first waterbed
It ripped and he drowned
His body was found
It wasn't his first waterbed
It ripped and he drowned
His body was found
He fell, and they thought he was dead
It wasn't his first waterbed
It ripped and he drowned
His body was found
In the lamest rhyme yet in this thread.
They say his ghost comes out at night
It wasn't his first waterbed
It ripped and he drowned
His body was found
In the lamest rhyme yet in this thread.
They say his ghost comes out at night
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They say his ghost comes out at night
And threatens to sneak up and bite
You'd better be wary
And threatens to sneak up and bite
You'd better be wary