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A woman took over Wall Street
Some traders said, "Isn't she sweet"
The woman was shrewd,
her jokes a bit lewd,
Some traders said, "Isn't she sweet"
The woman was shrewd,
her jokes a bit lewd,
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A woman took over Wall Street
Some traders said, "Isn't she sweet"
The woman was shrewd,
her jokes a bit lewd,
But she knew her Dun & Bradstreet.
Whatever you think of my writing
Some traders said, "Isn't she sweet"
The woman was shrewd,
her jokes a bit lewd,
But she knew her Dun & Bradstreet.
Whatever you think of my writing
Whatever you think of my writing,
it shows you're kind and caring.
As for what you might feel,
it shows you're kind and caring.
As for what you might feel,
Whatever you think of my writing,
it shows you're kind and caring.
As for what you might feel,
let's talk over a meal,
as long as your critique’s not biting.
I saw her today at the pool.
it shows you're kind and caring.
As for what you might feel,
let's talk over a meal,
as long as your critique’s not biting.
I saw her today at the pool.
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I saw her today at the pool.
The cutest girl from school.
I ran up to greet,
then I saw her feet.
The cutest girl from school.
I ran up to greet,
then I saw her feet.
It's amazing to live in the mountains
Where there's no need for gross city fountains
The streams are all tasty
Where there's no need for gross city fountains
The streams are all tasty
It's amazing to live in the mountains
Where there's no need for gross city fountains
The streams are all tasty,
but don't be too hasty,
Where there's no need for gross city fountains
The streams are all tasty,
but don't be too hasty,
It's amazing to live in the mountains
Where there's no need for gross city fountains
The streams are all tasty,
but don't be too hasty,
Or barf bags you'll prolly be countin'
He drank from the old, muddy stream
Where there's no need for gross city fountains
The streams are all tasty,
but don't be too hasty,
Or barf bags you'll prolly be countin'
He drank from the old, muddy stream
He drank from the old, muddy stream,
and hoped it was just a bad dream.
He fell to his knees,
despite his sad pleas,
and hoped it was just a bad dream.
He fell to his knees,
despite his sad pleas,
He drank from the old, muddy stream,
and hoped it was just a bad dream.
He fell to his knees,
despite his sad pleas
she ate up the last Custard Cream.
But surely this cannot be true
and hoped it was just a bad dream.
He fell to his knees,
despite his sad pleas
she ate up the last Custard Cream.
But surely this cannot be true
But surely this cannot be true,
it's something she just wouldn't do.
To eat a mouse,
in a box or a house
it's something she just wouldn't do.
To eat a mouse,
in a box or a house
But surely this cannot be true,
it's something she just wouldn't do.
To eat a mouse,
in a box or a house
with green eggs and ham; would you?
There once was a girl with big teeth
it's something she just wouldn't do.
To eat a mouse,
in a box or a house
with green eggs and ham; would you?
There once was a girl with big teeth
