Limericks Still Live!

A dog and a cat can't be friends.
We all know how that thing ends.
Fur flies through the air,
just like a nightmare.
They're just not a combo that blends

Big bubba-boo fell down the stairs

Big bubba-boo fell down the stairs
With a tray full of chocolate éclairs

Big bubba-boo fell down the stairs
With a tray full of chocolate éclairs
He got a face full of pastry

Big bubba-boo fell down the stairs
With a tray full of chocolate éclairs
He got a face full of pastry
And, since it was tasty,

Big bubba-boo fell down the stairs
With a tray full of chocolate éclairs
He got a face full of pastry
And, since it was tasty,
He gobbled and giggled, "Who cares?"

Old Luke set out in a canoe

Old Luke set out in a canoe
While playing his didgeridoo

Old Luke set out in a canoe
While playing his didgeridoo
When a waterfall loomed

Old Luke set out in a canoe,
while playing his didgeridoo.
When a waterfall loomed,
he thought he was doomed.

And so he is very much dead
Should bad things about him be said?
Like the time that he stole,
Or filled stockings with coal

And so he is very much dead
Should bad things about him be said?
Like the time that he stole,
Or filled stockings with coal
Or dumped _______* in Uncle Fred's bed.

*provide your own word here


Alas! Our new king is a fool.

Alas! Our new king is a fool.
Even the queen seems to think he's a tool

Alas! Our new king is a fool.
Even the queen seems to think he's a tool
He's sleeping alone

Alas! Our new king is a fool.
Even the queen seems to think he's a tool
He's sleeping alone
Next to the phone

Alas! Our new king is a fool.
Even the queen seems to think he's a tool
He's sleeping alone
Next to the phone
Worst of all, he's beginning to drool.

The lady who lives down the lane

The lady who lives down the lane
Has two mouths but half a brain
Every time that she speaks

The lady who lives down the lane
Has two mouths but half a brain
Every time that she speaks
She dribbles and leaks

The lady who lives down the lane,
has two mouths but half a brain.
Every time that she speaks,
she dribbles and leaks,
and everyone thinks she's insane.

"A penny for your thoughts," she said

She offered a cent for my thoughts

She offered a cent for my thoughts
But for herself, I had the hots

She offered a cent for my thoughts
But for herself, I had the hots
Should I tell her the truth?

She offered a cent for my thoughts
But for herself, I had the hots
Should I tell her the truth?
Or would that just be uncouth?

She offered a cent for my thoughts
But for herself, I had the hots
Should I tell her the truth?
Or would that just be uncouth?
When she spoke, my thoughts gots tied in knots.

The barista gave me my cup