Limericks Still Live!
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A poet who longed for success
Made a deal with the Devil, no less
He signed it in gore,
reaped success galore
Made a deal with the Devil, no less
He signed it in gore,
reaped success galore
A poet who longed for success
Made a deal with the Devil, no less
He signed it in gore,
reaped success galore
Till one fatal day...but I digress.
She spent the day baking a cake
Made a deal with the Devil, no less
He signed it in gore,
reaped success galore
Till one fatal day...but I digress.
She spent the day baking a cake
She spent the day baking a cake,
but she made one great-big mistake.
When greasing the pan,
She used Spic 'n' Span
but she made one great-big mistake.
When greasing the pan,
She used Spic 'n' Span
She spent the day baking a cake,
but she made one great-big mistake.
When greasing the pan,
She used Spic 'n' Span.
Now we all have a big tummy-ache.
There once was a Galloway cow
but she made one great-big mistake.
When greasing the pan,
She used Spic 'n' Span.
Now we all have a big tummy-ache.
There once was a Galloway cow
There once was a Galloway cow
Whose best friend was a plump Hampshire sow
They'd meet near an oak
Whose best friend was a plump Hampshire sow
They'd meet near an oak
There once was a Galloway cow
Whose best friend was a plump Hampshire sow
They'd meet near an oak
For a drink and a smoke
Whose best friend was a plump Hampshire sow
They'd meet near an oak
For a drink and a smoke
There once was a Galloway cow
Whose best friend was a plump Hampshire sow
They'd meet near an oak
For a drink and a smoke,
Then play checkers behind the old plow.
Could somebody tell me the way
Whose best friend was a plump Hampshire sow
They'd meet near an oak
For a drink and a smoke,
Then play checkers behind the old plow.
Could somebody tell me the way
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Could somebody tell me the way,
to get my hot neighbor to stray.
She wears skin-tight pants
And if I had the chance
to get my hot neighbor to stray.
She wears skin-tight pants
And if I had the chance
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Could somebody tell me the way,
to get my hot neighbor to stray.
She wears skin-tight pants
And if I had the chance
I'd enhance her pants with my hose spray!
If voyeurs had a say in the government
to get my hot neighbor to stray.
She wears skin-tight pants
And if I had the chance
I'd enhance her pants with my hose spray!
If voyeurs had a say in the government
If voyeurs had a say in the government
They'd make looking in windows a covenant
They would sit and just stare
They'd make looking in windows a covenant
They would sit and just stare
If voyeurs had a say in the government
They'd make looking in windows a covenant
They would sit and just stare,
with nary a care
They'd make looking in windows a covenant
They would sit and just stare,
with nary a care
If voyeurs had a say in the government
They'd make looking in windows a covenant
They would sit and just stare,
with nary a care
While chewing on spearmint or doublemint.
Last night I encountered a ghost
They'd make looking in windows a covenant
They would sit and just stare,
with nary a care
While chewing on spearmint or doublemint.
Last night I encountered a ghost
Last night I encountered a ghost,
I'm really not meaning to boast
The spirit was willing
Though I found it quite chilling
I'm really not meaning to boast
The spirit was willing
Though I found it quite chilling
Last night I encountered a ghost,
I'm really not meaning to boast
The spirit was willing
Though I found it quite chilling.
So nothing occurred--but almost.
How fast can an elephant run
I'm really not meaning to boast
The spirit was willing
Though I found it quite chilling.
So nothing occurred--but almost.
How fast can an elephant run
