Limericks Still Live!

Nymtoc · Nov 10, 2017

She swam all the way home to Nantucket,
and caught several fish in a bucket
and also a seal,
which started to squeal,
So she said, "Shut the hell up" and struck it.

One day in an old china shop

CDSinex · Nov 11, 2017

One day in an old china shop,
a fine bowl I happened to drop.

Marissa D · Nov 11, 2017

One day in an old china shop,
a fine bowl I happened to drop.
The proprietor said,

Nymtoc · Nov 11, 2017

One day in an old china shop,
a fine bowl I happened to drop.
The proprietor said,
"Pay up, or you're dead!"

Matera the Mad · Nov 11, 2017

One day in an old china shop,
a fine bowl I happened to drop.
The proprietor said,
"Pay up, or you're dead!"
I replied, "It was cracked, you old fop!"

But, determined to make me pay up,

Nymtoc · Nov 12, 2017

But, determined to make me pay up,
He seized a humongous bronze cup

CDSinex · Nov 12, 2017

But, determined to make me pay up,
he seized a humongous bronze cup.
When I ran for the door,

Nymtoc · Nov 12, 2017

But, determined to make me pay up,
he seized a humongous bronze cup.
When I ran for the door,
He let out a roar

Matera the Mad · Nov 14, 2017

But, determined to make me pay up,
he seized a humongous bronze cup.
When I ran for the door,
He let out a roar
And BOINGGG! I was one sorry pup.

I learned a great lesson that day

Lavern08 · Nov 15, 2017

I learned a great lesson that day
In a China Shop one shouldn't play

Nymtoc · Nov 15, 2017

I learned a great lesson that day
In a China Shop one shouldn't play
Every vase is so rare

Marissa D · Nov 15, 2017

I learned a great lesson that day
In a China Shop one shouldn't play
Every vase is so rare
That I'll no longer dare

Nymtoc · Nov 15, 2017

I learned a great lesson that day
In a China Shop one shouldn't play
Every vase is so rare
That I'll no longer dare
To walk into such places. Oy veh!

I slept very badly last night

Lavern08 · Nov 16, 2017

I slept very badly last night
The nightmares gave me such a fright

CDSinex · Nov 16, 2017

I slept very badly last night
The nightmares gave me such a fright.
A sound under my bed,

Matera the Mad · Nov 17, 2017

I slept very badly last night
The nightmares gave me such a fright.
A sound under my bed,
SOMETHING MOVED BY MY HEAD!

CDSinex · Nov 19, 2017

I slept very badly last night
The nightmares gave me such a fright.
A sound under my bed,
something moved by my head,
but fled when I switched on the light.

The pizza guy knocked on the door.

oneblindmouse · Nov 21, 2017

The pizza guy knocked on the door
So I dragged myself off the cold floor

CDSinex · Nov 21, 2017

The pizza guy knocked on the door
So I dragged myself off the cold floor.
He was two hours late,

Nymtoc · Nov 22, 2017

The pizza guy knocked on the door
So I dragged myself off the cold floor.
He was two hours late,
He rolled in on one skate,

oneblindmouse · Nov 22, 2017

The pizza guy knocked on the door
So I dragged myself off the cold floor.
He was two hours late,
He rolled in on one skate,
by which time I was starting to snore.

The pizzas of course were stone cold

CDSinex · Nov 22, 2017

The pizzas of course were stone cold,
the driver I started to scold.

porlock · Nov 22, 2017

The pizzas of course were stone cold,
the driver I started to scold
yet he wanted a tip

oneblindmouse · Nov 22, 2017

The pizzas of course were stone cold,
the driver I started to scold
yet he wanted a tip
so I gave him some lip

Bufty · Nov 23, 2017

The pizzas of course were stone cold,
the driver I started to scold
yet he wanted a tip
so I gave him some lip
and ended face down in a skip.

The kids were making a racket

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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The new me

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The new me

Where have the last ten years gone?