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Thread: Limericks Still Live!

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    (With three responses ending in "sieve," I'll choose the last one and proceed. Let's not fret over this sort of thing. Onward! )


    It's pelting with rain where I live

    My clothes do resemble a sieve.
    I'm soaked to the core


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?
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    Mine was just a joke but...all the same
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    It's pelting with rain where I live
    My clothes do resemble a sieve.
    I'm soaked to the core.
    I'm wet. What a bore!

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    It's pelting with rain where I live
    My clothes do resemble a sieve.
    I'm soaked to the core.
    I'm wet. What a bore!
    Want some swear words? I've plenty to give!

    If this foul weather doesn't improve
    Last edited by Nymtoc; 01-03-2018 at 06:21 PM.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    If this foul weather doesn't improve
    I seriously think I shall move

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    If this foul weather doesn't improve
    I seriously think I shall move
    With a sieve on my head,
    I'm also on twitter where I routinely upset people. at pltavormina

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    If this foul weather doesn't improve
    I seriously think I shall move
    With a sieve on my head,
    I might well end up dead

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    If this foul weather doesn't improve
    I seriously think I shall move

    With a sieve on my head,

    I might well end up dead
    Or seriously out of my groove.


    It's so cold, it's making me itch


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    It's so cold it's making me itch
    Despite my not wearing a stitch

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    It's so cold it's making me itch
    Despite my not wearing a stitch
    What shall I do now?


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?
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    It's so cold it's making me itch
    Despite my not wearing a stitch
    What shall I do now?
    I'll steal a snowplow,

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    It's so cold it's making me itch
    Despite my not wearing a stitch
    What shall I do now?
    I'll steal a snowplow,
    And hope I don't end in a ditch.

    My button is bigger than yours!
    Last edited by Nymtoc; 01-04-2018 at 05:41 AM.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    My button is bigger than yours!
    Much better for starting up wars

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    My button is bigger than yours!
    Much better for starting up wars.
    Though my hands are quite small,
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    My button is bigger than yours!
    Much better for starting up wars.
    Though my hands are quite small,
    They suffice to appal
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    My button is bigger than yours!
    Much better for starting up wars.
    Though my hands are quite small,
    They suffice to appal.
    Soon you'll all be extinct! Dinosaurs!

    There's a 'bomb cyclone' coming our way





    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    There's a 'bomb cyclone' coming our way
    So I'll just stay in bed for the day

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    Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?
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    There's a 'bomb cyclone' coming our way
    So I'll just stay in bed for the day
    The weather girl's telling me

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    There's a 'bomb cyclone' coming our way
    So I'll just stay in bed for the day
    The weather girl tells me
    It's so bad she can't see
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    There's a 'bomb cyclone' coming our way
    So I'll just stay in bed for the day
    The weather girl tells me
    It's so bad she can't see.
    So I'll stay home, sipping f
    rapp.

    Every morning I rise with the sun




    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Every morning I rise with the sun
    After sleeping as chaste as a nun

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    Every morning I rise with the sun
    After sleeping as chaste as a nun.
    Then I go for a jog
    Last edited by Nymtoc; 01-05-2018 at 08:48 PM.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Every morning I rise with the sun
    After sleeping as chaste as a nun.

    Then I go for a jog,

    Brush my teeth, feed the dog

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    Every morning I rise with the sun
    After sleeping as chaste as a nun.

    Then I go for a jog,

    Brush my teeth, feed the dog
    And then go out and have lots of fun.

    The builders have ripped out my floor

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    The builders have ripped out my floor
    I've asked them to do so much more
    I'm also on twitter where I routinely upset people. at pltavormina

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