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    The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
    And Mrs. Claus looked so divine

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    The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
    And Mrs. Claus looked so divine.
    When Santa works late,
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
    And Mrs. Claus looked so divine
    A naughty elf said
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
    And Mrs. Claus looked so divine.
    When Santa works late,
    And she wants a hot date,

    The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
    And Mrs. Claus looked so divine
    A naughty elf said,
    As Kris toddled to bed,

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    The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
    And Mrs. Claus looked so divine.
    When Santa works late,
    And she wants a hot date,
    She just simply does so online.

    The reindeer were drinking mulled wine
    And Mrs. Claus looked so divine
    A naughty elf said,
    As Kris toddled to bed,
    'I'd rather have Rudolf in mine!'

    But Santa arrived at the door

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    But Santa arrived at the door
    saying, "Ho ho ho! Wine! Got some more?"


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    But Santa arrived at the door
    saying, "Ho ho ho! Wine! Got some more?"
    He killed the last bottle

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    But Santa arrived at the door
    saying, "Ho ho ho! Wine! Got some more?"
    He killed the last bottle,
    got drunk and spoke twaddle


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    But Santa arrived at the door
    saying, "Ho ho ho! Wine! Got some more?"

    He killed the last bottle,

    got drunk and spoke twaddle.
    Who knew he could be such a boor?

    "I knew!" Krampus cried. "That old devil!"

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    "I knew!" Krampus cried. "That old devil!
    His sky ride is not on the level!"


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    "I knew!" Krampus cried. "That old devil!
    His sky ride is not on the level!
    Just give me his sleigh


    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    "I knew!" Krampus cried. "That old devil!
    His sky ride is not on the level!
    Just give me his sleigh
    And I'll show you the way

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    "I knew!" Krampus cried. "That old devil!
    His sky ride is not on the level!
    Just give me his sleigh
    And I'll show you the way
    Though your hairstyle I'll likely dishevel."

    The egg-nog was flowing quite freely


    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    The egg-nog was flowing quite freely.
    The reindeer got sloshed--I mean really!
    Last edited by Nymtoc; 12-09-2017 at 01:47 AM.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The egg-nog was flowing quite freely.
    The reindeer got sloshed--I mean really!
    Spiked with one-fifty-one,
    (Bacardi 151 rum is 75.5% alcohol and is great in eggnog.)
    Some of my previously published poems are now on PoemHunter CDSinex

    Clay is molded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Lao Tzu (c. 601~ 531 B.C.E.)

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    The egg-nog was flowing quite freely.
    The reindeer got sloshed--I mean really!
    Spiked with one-fifty-one,
    It was everyone's fun

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    The egg-nog was flowing quite freely.
    The reindeer got sloshed--I mean really!
    Spiked with one-fifty-one,
    It was everyone's fun
    'Twas a night to remember ideally!

    But Santa was looking quite groggy


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    But Santa was looking quite groggy;
    His beard and his whiskers were soggy

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    But Santa was looking quite groggy;
    His beard and his whiskers were soggy
    and stained egg-yolk yellow

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    But Santa was looking quite groggy;
    His beard and his whiskers were soggy
    and stained egg-yolk yellow.
    He cried with a bellow:

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

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    But Santa was looking quite groggy;
    His beard and his whiskers were soggy
    and stained egg-yolk yellow.
    He cried with a bellow:
    "No sleigh ride tonight! It's too foggy!"

    The others cried out in dismay


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The others cried out in dismay,
    "Send for Rudolph! He'll light up the way!"


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    The others cried out in dismay,
    "Send for Rudolph! He'll light up the way!"
    But Rudy was snoozin'

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    The others cried out in dismay,
    "Send for Rudolph! He'll light up the way!"
    But Rudy was snoozin'
    From hours of boozin'


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The others cried out in dismay,
    "Send for Rudolph! He'll light up the way!"

    But Rudy was snoozin'
    From hours of boozin'--
    Sound asleep on his back in the hay.

    The Christmas tree lights sparked a fire

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