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Battlefish Potemkin
Action movie built around toy merch. The crew of the Battlefish Potemkin - a giant mechanical piranha - prepares to defend Ocean City against the dastardly Plaice people of Underwateria (it's on the left past the cafeteria).
The film bears no resemblance to Battleship Potemkin and steals the name solely for search engine optimisation. Produced on a micro budget to leave more money to make tie-in toys, the action sequences are library footage of siamese fighting fish going at it. Sean Bean stars as the grizzled captain of the Potemkin and dies five minutes in.
Action movie built around toy merch. The crew of the Battlefish Potemkin - a giant mechanical piranha - prepares to defend Ocean City against the dastardly Plaice people of Underwateria (it's on the left past the cafeteria).
The film bears no resemblance to Battleship Potemkin and steals the name solely for search engine optimisation. Produced on a micro budget to leave more money to make tie-in toys, the action sequences are library footage of siamese fighting fish going at it. Sean Bean stars as the grizzled captain of the Potemkin and dies five minutes in.