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    I write and I wrong bluejester12's Avatar
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    Want to read a large amount of cliches really fast?

    Read online dating profiles.
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    Need a good idea for your next erotic scene?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjdebenedictis View Post
    I am free spirit with a heart of gold who is solid as a rock and is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
    You just turn right around and desert this thread before you make me cry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lastlittlebird View Post
    You just turn right around and desert this thread before you make me cry.
    Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

    **busts a few awkward-white-boy-dancing moves**
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    Just want a man who can make me laugh.

    Uh huh. Then you ditch me for the no-neck who doesn't even talk in complete sentences. Soup good. Hot

    Phff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by druid12000 View Post
    Just want a man who can make me laugh.
    Yep. The truism is no woman (substitite man, depending on the offending gender) has a sense of humor. Oh, they'll laugh at you and claim to be laughing with you, but there's no humor.

    Wait. This isn't about my past loves; it's about clichés:

    It was love at first sight.

    You complete me.

    It's not you; it's me.

    He meant nothing to me.

    Damn! It's still about my past loves, ha ha ha.
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