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    Quote Originally Posted by kaitie View Post
    The title Snakes on a Plane is my entire motivation for even watching that movie.
    Same.

    I've always been fond of Manos: The Hands of Fate. Rubber was another oddity. I'm sure I can think of more, but they're not coming to me at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.S.F. View Post
    B.A.P.S.--A movie which made Halle Berry look bad--before Catwoman practically destroyed her career.
    No way! B.A.P.S. is a cult classic.

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    The title "Snakes on a Plane" is likely the only reason most people saw that movie...

    Btw, I worked with Sebastian Gutierrez(who wrote it), and he's a great guy.
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    A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
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    I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
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    Wheels of Terror
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    I've seen a lot of b-movie crap.

    Also, there is one that I won't type here as it is offensive. But, link to IMDb page:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yeasayer View Post
    No way! B.A.P.S. is a cult classic.
    YAH! showed her versatility


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    I'm gonna say SPACEBALLS.

    I like the movie, but that title just came to mind for the thread. Idk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jehhillenberg View Post
    YAH! showed her versatility


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    I'm gonna say SPACEBALLS.

    I like the movie, but that title just came to mind for the thread. Idk
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    Other tremendously bad movie titles.

    Avenging Disco Godfather

    Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell. Yeah, I can just imagine a kid saying, "Mom, we were just playin' around!"

    Santa Claus Conquers the Martians--this would turn ANY kid off Christmas.

    Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter--I actually sat through this turkey. Fun trivia fact. One of the actors in this rotten flick--can't remember if it's the muscular dude who becomes the Monster or one of the fighters at the beginning of the flick, had a part in a Star Trek episode, the one where McCoy helps a pregnant woman give birth. (Forgot the title, sorry). He plays one of the fighters who throws a kind of a spinning disc and kills the Klingon at the end.

    See, trivia can be fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MRevelle83 View Post
    A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
    Tammy and the T-Rex
    Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
    Attack of the Killer Refrigerator
    Monsturd
    I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
    Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and find True Happiness?
    The Perils of Gwendoline In the Land of the Yik-Yak
    Ssssssss
    Wheels of Terror
    Terrorvision
    I Spit on Your Corpse, I Piss on Your Grave
    The Stuff

    I've seen a lot of b-movie crap.

    Also, there is one that I won't type here as it is offensive. But, link to IMDb page:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
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    Oh, did anyone mention Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter yet? Heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jehhillenberg View Post
    Orgy of the Dead
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    Another classic.

    One of my students told me about D.E.B.S. Not as bad as I thought it would be...not as good, either, but it had some funny moments.

    RIP, Michael Clarke Duncan.

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    I really dislike the current Hollywood practice of using common single words as titles:

    • Drive
    • Faster
    • Taken
    • Moon
    • Orphan
    • Paul
    • Salt
    • 9
    • Nine
    • Buried
    • ATM
    • Priest
    • and so on...

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