Java and Open Office

kuwisdelu · Jan 19, 2013

Java sucks anyway.

The "write once, run anywhere" ideal was never fully realized. It's slow and inefficient.

And it uniformly results in terrible, ugly GUIs that don't feel at home on any platform.

/rant

Charles Farley · Jan 20, 2013

kuwisdelu said:
<body><rant>

Java sucks anyway.

The "write once, run anywhere" ideal was never fully realized. It's slow and inefficient.

And it uniformly results in terrible, ugly GUIs that don't feel at home on any platform.</rant>
</body>

FIFY

kuwisdelu · Jan 20, 2013

Charles Farley said:
FIFY

Code:

public class JavaRant {

    public static void initRant() {
        System.out.println("Java sucks anyway.")
    }

    public static void continueRant() {
        System.out.println("The "write once, run anywhere" ideal was never fully realized. It's slow and inefficient.")
    }

    public static void endRant() {
        System.out.println("And it uniformly results in terrible, ugly GUIs that don't feel at home on any platform.")
    }

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        initRant();
        continueRant();
        endRant();
        System.exit(0);
    }
}

How's that?

AZ_Dawn · Jan 20, 2013

We got that email from Norton, too. I'd like to follow their advice, though I'm a little wary since the patch got hacked pretty quickly. Still, one click on and off convenience is pretty tempting...

Charles Farley · Jan 20, 2013

kuwisdelu said:

Code:

public class JavaRant {

    public static void initRant() {
        System.out.println("Java sucks anyway.")
    }

    public static void continueRant() {
        System.out.println("The "write once, run anywhere" ideal was never fully realized. It's slow and inefficient.")
    }

    public static void endRant() {
        System.out.println("And it uniformly results in terrible, ugly GUIs that don't feel at home on any platform.")
    }

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        initRant();
        continueRant();
        endRant();
        System.exit(0);
    }
}

How's that?

But does it run on windows?

Java and Open Office

kuwisdelu

Revolutionize the World

Charles Farley

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kuwisdelu

Revolutionize the World

AZ_Dawn

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Charles Farley

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