The meat of small children is often quite delicious.
Or...so I've heard.
QFT. They are, when all is said and done, big wild predators with their own agendas. Why anyone would let their small children near them is a mystery to me.I always warn people that dolphins are arrogant evil bastards, but does anyone listen?
QFT. Those stories about dolphins pushing sailors in to shore. They're playful, they like pushing stuff, it's like dribbling a ball. We never hear from the sailors they push out to sea.
I watched this. Now I need a stiff drink and a lie down.Penn & Teller said it best...dolphins are bullshit!
All joking aside, I just watched the video, which included this exchange:
Dad: Just hold your hand out like this.
Girl: Whyyy?
Dad: We're just gonna film it.
Mom: We're not going to show it to anybody.
That bothers me.
I'm not so sure about the bolded. It sounds to me like they were trolling for a lawsuit with the kid as bait.And then there's:
Girl? Whyyyy?
Mom: Because it's important.
That sounds like documentation of evidence, and that bothers me.
I thought some of the quotes made by the parents were funny. They forgot dolphins were wild animals? Well, you're letting your kid play with something that's probably 6-7 times bigger than they are, and it moves. Perhaps knowing and understanding the basics of that 'toy' would be wise.
Clearly it's not the fault of the parents, but I don't believe it's the fault of the kid, or sea world either (or wherever the hell they were). Just an accident.
I'm not so sure about the bolded. It sounds to me like they were trolling for a lawsuit with the kid as bait.