Iím funny. Iím also witty. Intelligent. Extremely well-read. Iím a funny, well-read, smart, self-absorbed egoist. Wait, that last bitís redundant, not that it matters. The point is, I place my own selfish aspirations above the needs of others. Truth is, I donít give a shit, generally speaking. You know what really kills me? People think Iím a nice guy. Theyíd be shocked if they knew how I really felt about them. My general consensus is this: I canít be bothered with you. I donít care about your troubles. I find your conversation tedious and/or irritating. Piss off and leave me alone.