The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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what kind of person gives their 9 yr old a cell phone?
 

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porter, have you ever seen a chihuahua for real?
i haven't.


in fact, i don't know anyone that has.



i'm 99.9% certain that they have been contrived by mothers and authors of childern's books instead of using real dogs (which can be scary) in stories.
they just wanted some harmless, dog-like thing that childern will accept.

My first dog was a chihuahua. How did you get yur poles so crossed, Mr Pip?
 

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He's only got on pole, pd. And it's a nib.
 

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My first dog was a chihuahua.

Lots of my friends have had chihueys. For some reason the breed is all bat-guano crazy. The dogs, too. One of my friends gave his dog some of his anti-psychotic meds and for about 24 hours, he had a normal dog.
 

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Lots of my friends have had chihueys. For some reason the breed is all bat-guano crazy. The dogs, too. One of my friends gave his dog some of his anti-psychotic meds and for about 24 hours, he had a normal dog.
They only work on me for a couple of hours.
 

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Well .. PD probably picked hers up while running wild in the desert.

Most people get them in gift bags at conventions along with note pads, advertising pens and pencils and awful candy. In arizona they generally add chihuahuas or rattlesnakes.
 

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ahem.



fyi, i have both a positive pip as well as a negative pip.

ask auntybug.
 
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