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    Only on my harley, nina.

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    You creatures are almost completely insane!

    ....no rest for the wicked...


    ***puts on gloves and apron...gets back to work***
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    You creatures are almost completely insane!
    It's that last bit of sanity that's the hardest to get rid of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    It's that last bit of sanity that's the hardest to get rid of.


    Fleet. Extra strength, should do it.
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    auntybug has a case of them in the back.






























    *looks for someone to high five*
    anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    You creatures are almost completely insane!

    ....no rest for the wicked...


    ***puts on gloves and apron...gets back to work***
    Almost? That's just hurtful, boss lady.

    Battery? That's my reward for your thread?
    dick.

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    cray? Who's the new chick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    cray? Who's the new chick?

    another noob. pfffft.

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    I figured.

    *tosses 20 pounds of primo cheese down garbage disposal*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    cray? Who's the new chick?
    You bust out the chair & you're dead, inn keeper.

    eta: never mind. I'll kill you for the cheese abuse.

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    You tell em!

    wait - what's going on???


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    Quote Originally Posted by auntybug View Post
    Almost? That's just hurtful, boss lady.

    Battery? That's my reward for your thread?
    dick.
    You've come to my house twice. You are COMPLETELY INSANE!!!



    ...and your books are my little dirty secret...don't tell people I'm not reading zombie tales...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    You've come to my house twice. You are COMPLETELY INSANE!!!



    ...and your books are my little dirty secret...don't tell people I'm not reading zombie tales...
    Beware the Innkeeper.
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    Annual Rant

    Every year I have people come up to me…yea... even seek me out to tell me how smart they are because they are getting a huge tax refund.
    (All of you folks who are in countries with a normal tax code, cover your eyes. You don't need this.)

    Every year I have to explain to these ignorant piles of pre-cambrian DNA that they are, in fact, mindless tools.

    So, one more time: With the exception being people who earn so little as to be eligible for the EIC, Any tax refund you get is simply the government giving you back money that they’ve taken out of your earnings. A smart person would have adjusted their withholding so the government wouldn’t have taken it in the first place. Remember when part of your income is withheld, it is not being put into an interest bearing account, and you do not earn a percentage on it that is paid to you when it is refunded.
    Co-worker ‘Sharon’ got a $2,500 (+) tax refund, and all last year she was kvetching about how she needed an extra $150 a month to ‘get by’. Idiot could have not only had an extra $200 a month, but if she'd taken the $50.00 per month difference and put it in an IRA, she’d have $600 SAVED and that same $600 becomes a tax deduction, lowering her taxable income, which would have netted her a few more bucks. Not to mention the interest on the IRA. :::SIGH::::
    So, I listen. I nicely explain how she could have more money EVERY WEEK…and I get another ‘But I was smart because I got my money back.’

    I’m locking my door. Right after I print this out and TAPE it to my door.

    Thank you for allowing me the time to rant. Same time next year?
    Last edited by Jaycinth; 02-01-2013 at 11:47 PM. Reason: too many buts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    You've come to my house twice. You are COMPLETELY INSANE!!!
    It's your crabs that keep me coming back
    TWHS

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    ...and your books are my little dirty secret...don't tell people I'm not reading zombie tales...
    mums the word!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Every year I have people come up to me…yea... even seek me out to tell me how smart they are because they are getting a huge tax refund.
    I've arranged my withholding so that I have to PAY a small tax bill every year. This way, I get to keep more of my money longer.
    --Roger J. Carlson

    If you've received spam from me, my apologies. My gmail contact list was stolen and they spoof me every couple of months. Nothing I can do, but if you get spam from roger.j.carlsonATgmailDOTCOM, just put the address in your block list. I still receive email there, but I don't send from that address anymore.

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    yipes!

    this place is lousy with teh noobs, haggis!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger J Carlson View Post
    I've arranged my withholding so that I have to PAY a small tax bill every year. This way, I get to keep more of my money longer.
    I've arranged my withholding so that cray has to pay a little bit more with each of my paychecks plus a huge tax bill for me at the end of each year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    yipes!

    this place is lousy with teh noobs, haggis!

    Did you ask PD to wet the sponge?
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    Quote Originally Posted by auntybug View Post
    It's your crabs that keep me coming back
    Ya know, I heard that docs know how to get rid of that problem now...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Did you ask PD to wet the sponge?
    But Mel trashed all the cheap alcohol. Even the boxed wine!
    All we have left are the special orders...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Did you ask PD to wet the sponge?
    i'm pretty sure it's wet but if it's not we can just put it in qw's pits for a few minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i'm pretty sure it's wet but if it's not we can just put it in qw's pits for a few minutes.
    Ew,
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    i hope that douche doesn't see your post, haggis.
    that might hurt his stoopid feelings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i hope that douche doesn't see your post, haggis.
    that might hurt his feelings.
    That reprobate? You mean he can read now?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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