The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

definitely, but it would just be one more problem to try to deal with. Poor dog has had enough.

parumpdragon said:

definitely, but it would just be one more problem to try to deal with. Poor dog has had enough.

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They pretty much have a way of letting us know when they've had enough. All we have to do is listen.

Very true, and I don't think that tail wagging is the universal signal.

parumpdragon said:

Very true, and I don't think that tail wagging is the universal signal.

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Nope. I don't think so either.

Nice tatt, BTW.

Yeah, I'm just a beast

*wags tail at everybody and smiles big*

Seriously, PD, I have a cozy spot picked out for you in the van.

This is like one of those deep sea exploration videos isn't it - where the fish with the big sharp teeth wiggles his little glowing bobber in the dark at all the other fish to draw them in...


And I don't know why everyone gets this idea that I'm a cozy kind of girl. Lol.

What? Oh no! I'm not luring anybody in at all!

And you don't like cozy?

Nobody really likes cozy when it comes with restraints and a gimp mask, Ted.

Silent Rob said:

Nobody really likes cozy when it comes with restraints and a gimp mask, Ted.

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I have none of those. I look terrible in gimp masks. But I wouldn't mind getting one of those masks from Brazil. Something about Giant Constipated Baby just scares the bejesus out of people. Sure scared me!

I'd rather be the giant samurai...

Samurai always struck me as the coziest of feudal warriors.

TedTheewen said:

What? Oh no! I'm not luring anybody in at all!

And you don't like cozy?

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uh-huh. Sure.

and I don't consider the back of a van cozy.

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Samurai always struck me as the coziest of feudal warriors.

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Yes, definitely. Along with the Ninja Turtles.

Maybe we could make a giant pot of Ninja Turtle Soup?

Wait one darn second.

The Samurai honor code was used for the klingons when Rodeenbury designed that race. They weren't cozy. So how can you suggest the same of their "master" race?

Besides, death by a thousand cuts is much worse than single bullet to the head.

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Grolier's Encyclopedia : (continued from page 34) to the 4 aircraft carriers, including 2 heavy cruisers.

The Golden Unicorn: "Then I was lucky."



*Personally - I smirked just at the title The Golden Unicorn, but that is just me and my twisted humor.

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Does this suggest another "Skyhook" scandal for the Navy is fast approaching?

Ted recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull. He put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. (the bull, not Ted)

Ted was beginning to suspect he (the bull, not Ted) was gay, if that's possible with a bull.

Anyhow, Ted had the Vet come have a look at him (the bull, not Ted). The bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so the doc gave Ted some pills to feed him (The bull, not Ted)once per day.

Holy crap! The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of the cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all the neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!" (the bull, not Ted)

Ted didn't know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, but he said they kind of taste like peppermint

Does anyone know what Porter Cray is talking about???

<--- note the avatar

Lets see how long it takes Cray to show up

He's talking about bovine sex, Jessica.. (Porter, not the bull)


And I think the idea of Ted taking peppermint pills is hard to swallow...I found them to be a bit too chalky for my taste..

They do come in chocolate ... er ... I'm told.




eta: Is there spposed to be something different about Rump's avi?

In one of my stories, I have a character that loves large words... So he talks about a bovine fecal action of panic...

Ew.

double ew!