The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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Silent Rob

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Psst!

Ken!

You forgot the trademark!

Invernetschk TM!
 

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And so she should be!

She's talking about cray, right?

:D

heheheeee....


Pd, these guys aren't your friends.

Seriously.

They're your bros.

:D

You know what that wink meant!

Mom's saying:
Okay - fine - sure they're on the internet...
but at least they're real!
It's a huge step up from all those imaginary friends...

;)

*they are real, aren't they?*

Nope, my mother would never say that. Never ;)

:roll:

*imagines trailer park full of "PD's little friends," all drinking Old Milwaukee*

Yeah, I thought this after I posted.
 

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While having lunch with my mother today, she asked "So, how are the guys? How's Cray, how's 'Harris'."

Then she winked at me.


*shakes head*

never going to live this one down :/
Never.
woooot!


see that haggis?? we're slowly creeping our way into real life!
Real life?
Haggis, if my mom ever asks me about you, it's going to lead to some very awkward moments. I think it best if we just not talk about it. Agreed?
That's a given, Ted.
what about me what about me what about me
If you ask about Ted, I won't say anything to you either.
 

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Sadly enough(I'm not sure if it's sadder for me or for you), no one ever asks me about any of you.
 

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Sadly enough(I'm not sure if it's sadder for me or for you), no one ever asks me about any of you.
It's better that way, ktp. Ever since she asked about us, PD's mom has been having to fend off advances from cray. You wouldn't want that for your mom, would you?
 

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I'll leave that up to my Mom. I'll find a way to live with her decision.....

Would that make him my crawdaddy?
 

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No, but he'd become the energizer to your mom's bunny, which when you think about it...

...ungh...

...gah...

...FARK!

HEAD ASPLODE!
 

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Old Milwaukee is now what Schlitz drinkers prefer. Jeez, you guys need to visit a trailer park once in a while.

Jeeze, everyone who's ANYONE in the trailer parks around here drinks Heineken...it's like you're in a third world country, Ted.


Wait, you must live next door to RT. My bad.



Hey....how's the tire fire? Must be going on 39 years now...going to have a cake for the 40th?
Haggis, if my mom ever asks me about you, it's going to lead to some very awkward moments. I think it best if we just not talk about it. Agreed?

You can stop hugging his mom, now. It was only a commercial spot.


...and, she's Haggis' MOM. I wouldn't let her stay in that van with you for too long.


....unless you want to become the next chapter in Haggis' Crime Scene True Tales'.



***slips the Haggis' Mum an industrial sized bottle of chloroform and an industrial lawnmower blade***
 

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Mother said she's concerned about all of Parumpdragon's little friends.




Slowly???



What about you what about you what about you



LITTLE? She's obviously never had to squeeze in next to me on an airplane.


***vows to lose weight so Parump's mom won't have to stand on the non-stop flight to Dubai***
 

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Yeah, she asks about everybody and how they're doing when we go out to lunch.

Lol. :D

It's better that way, ktp. Ever since she asked about us, PD's mom has been having to fend off advances from cray. You wouldn't want that for your mom, would you?

Ya know, I think Cray would be the one running from my mother -- but whatever.

I just reread that :roll:
 

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Oh and something I discovered that makes the interesting....

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Macallister Stone put this on Facebook. My response?


The last volume of Grolier's Encyclopedia 'Wor-Zyg' [1997 edition] and Phyllis Whitney's "The Golden Unicorn" are equidistant to me on the book case.


Grolier's Encyclopedia : (continued from page 34) to the 4 aircraft carriers, including 2 heavy cruisers.

The Golden Unicorn: "Then I was lucky."



*Personally - I smirked just at the title The Golden Unicorn, but that is just me and my twisted humor.

;)
 
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Oh and something I discovered that makes the interesting....




The last volume of Grolier's Encyclopedia 'Wor-Zyg' [1997 edition] and Phyllis Whitney's "The Golden Unicorn" are equidistant to me on the book case.


Grolier's Encyclopedia : (continued from page 34) to the 4 aircraft carriers, including 2 heavy cruisers.

The Golden Unicorn: "Then I was lucky."



*Personally - I smirked just at the title THE GOLDEN UNICORN, but that is just me and my twisted humor.

;)
Looks like the Fleet's coming after you, PD.
 

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It it's the ones Cray uses with the rubber ducky when he takes a bath, I'm not scared.
 
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I think I make the interesting.

*reaches down*

*touches moob*

Scorchio!
 

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That's disgusting


and he could only be your crawdaddy if he was the kind of thing that lives under a rock ...


.. oh wait ...
 

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the third 'sentence' on page 35 of the nearest book to me says, "turn the ribs to coat them completely with the marinade."
 

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Welp, we know that Cray's mind is in the gutter.







Called the vet [more trouble]. Going in sometime this coming week to discuss dog's quality of life from this point on... oh goody. I remember what that means.
 

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Jeeze, everyone who's ANYONE in the trailer parks around here drinks Heineken...it's like you're in a third world country, Ted.


Wait, you must live next door to RT. My bad.



Hey....how's the tire fire? Must be going on 39 years now...going to have a cake for the 40th?

You can stop hugging his mom, now. It was only a commercial spot.


...and, she's Haggis' MOM. I wouldn't let her stay in that van with you for too long.

....unless you want to become the next chapter in Haggis' Crime Scene True Tales'.

***slips the Haggis' Mum an industrial sized bottle of chloroform and an industrial lawnmower blade***

I'm in Wisconsin, not Columbia. We don't have tire fires and trailer parks in NJ are the nicest around. Trailer parks around you are full of Pre-Fab homes, which don't even have the wheels on them anymore.
 

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So yeah, probably putting the dog down in the next week or so - think I might be sick to my stomach now. :(
 

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I'm in Wisconsin, not Columbia. We don't have tire fires and trailer parks in NJ are the nicest around. Trailer parks around you are full of Pre-Fab homes, which don't even have the wheels on them anymore.

Well, that's because it's Potomac, Maryland. Wheels don't stay on houses very long in that neighborhood, and we never, ever drive over there after dark, if we can avoid it.




We usually avoid it.
 
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