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And so she should be!
She's talking about cray, right?
Pd, these guys aren't your friends.
Seriously.
They're your bros.
You know what that wink meant!
Mom's saying:
Okay - fine - sure they're on the internet...
but at least they're real!
It's a huge step up from all those imaginary friends...
*they are real, aren't they?*
*imagines trailer park full of "PD's little friends," all drinking Old Milwaukee*
*imagines trailer park full of "PD's little friends," all drinking Old Milwaukee*
Never.While having lunch with my mother today, she asked "So, how are the guys? How's Cray, how's 'Harris'."
Then she winked at me.
*shakes head*
never going to live this one down :/
Real life?woooot!
see that haggis?? we're slowly creeping our way into real life!
That's a given, Ted.Haggis, if my mom ever asks me about you, it's going to lead to some very awkward moments. I think it best if we just not talk about it. Agreed?
If you ask about Ted, I won't say anything to you either.what about me what about me what about me
It's better that way, ktp. Ever since she asked about us, PD's mom has been having to fend off advances from cray. You wouldn't want that for your mom, would you?Sadly enough(I'm not sure if it's sadder for me or for you), no one ever asks me about any of you.
Old Milwaukee is now what Schlitz drinkers prefer. Jeez, you guys need to visit a trailer park once in a while.
Haggis, if my mom ever asks me about you, it's going to lead to some very awkward moments. I think it best if we just not talk about it. Agreed?
Mother said she's concerned about all of Parumpdragon's little friends.
Slowly???
What about you what about you what about you
Never.
It's better that way, ktp. Ever since she asked about us, PD's mom has been having to fend off advances from cray. You wouldn't want that for your mom, would you?
Macallister Stone put this on Facebook. My response?
Looks like the Fleet's coming after you, PD.Oh and something I discovered that makes the interesting....
The last volume of Grolier's Encyclopedia 'Wor-Zyg' [1997 edition] and Phyllis Whitney's "The Golden Unicorn" are equidistant to me on the book case.
Grolier's Encyclopedia : (continued from page 34) to the 4 aircraft carriers, including 2 heavy cruisers.
The Golden Unicorn: "Then I was lucky."
*Personally - I smirked just at the title THE GOLDEN UNICORN, but that is just me and my twisted humor.
Jeeze, everyone who's ANYONE in the trailer parks around here drinks Heineken...it's like you're in a third world country, Ted.
Wait, you must live next door to RT. My bad.
Hey....how's the tire fire? Must be going on 39 years now...going to have a cake for the 40th?
You can stop hugging his mom, now. It was only a commercial spot.
...and, she's Haggis' MOM. I wouldn't let her stay in that van with you for too long.
....unless you want to become the next chapter in Haggis' Crime Scene True Tales'.
***slips the Haggis' Mum an industrial sized bottle of chloroform and an industrial lawnmower blade***
I'm in Wisconsin, not Columbia. We don't have tire fires and trailer parks in NJ are the nicest around. Trailer parks around you are full of Pre-Fab homes, which don't even have the wheels on them anymore.